WHEN I WAS A LIL KID, I PUT A WATERHOSE IN THIS LADY'S HOUSE WHILE SHE WAS SLEEP'N' AND FLOODED HER PAD AND THE MANAGER SAW ME DO IT, AND WAS HOLLER'N' WHERE'S THAT LIL NIGGER BOY AT, AND MY MOMS HEARD HIM AND WENT OUTSIDE AND LET HIM HAVE IT!!! TALK'N' BOUT I'M SORRY MA'AM PLEASE I'M SORRY!!!
ONETIME I WAS WITH MY BABYMOMMA (WHITEGIRL) EATING AT THIS LIL BAKERY PLACE, AND THIS OLD ASS WHITE LADY WAS DOGG'N' US AND WALKED UP TO US AND SAID TO MY BABYMOMMA, DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR GRANDMA, HOW CAN YOU STOOP SO LOW!!! I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT SO WE JUST LEFT!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD TAKE FLIGHT ON THE OLD HAG!!!