question about shaq.

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askgarcia

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you know that shaq pack BK has on its menu...do you really think that a meal like that satisfies a big tall bufoon like shaq?...im thinking if they want to make a meal based on his eating habits they would put up like 4 or 5 burgers and a couple of fries packs...the big dumb ape looks like he dosnt fill to easily on a burger with fries and a coke.

ps...if shaq is so rich why doesnt he invest in some voice therapy lessons...he talks like a fucking retard...not to mention looks like one as well...fuck it take some acting lessons as well...the man couldnt act if they took his shaq pack away.
 
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askgarcia said:
ps...if shaq is so rich why doesnt he invest in some voice therapy lessons...he talks like a fucking retard...not to mention looks like one as well...
i bet you wouldn't say that shit to his face though...that big motherfucker will crush you...you woulda seen what he would do to you if brad miller didnt turn his head at the right time...
 
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of course he'd crush us. hes a fuckin king kong ogre. all he'd have to do is raise his massive, flabby arm and drop it on our head..that fuckin gorilla.
I agree, he should take speech lessons. he sounds like a fuckin sloth. and Im guessing he isnt the sharpest tool in the shed either.
 
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This cat is a srait ogre.Fuckin Oaf.He Thinks he can rap and act.Man go back to fuckin Orlando with ya big anus.Tries to give himself nicknames and shit I got one for him.The big nogamealeezy. All he do is dunk.I can beat dude in horse.No lie...
 
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too bad my dead grandmother has better ball handlin skills than shaq will ever have...and who else has noticed that he travels both times he's runnin the ball in that commercial...just like in games...Kings in 6 for Western Conf. Championship
Kings in 5 for NBA Championship
 
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askgarcia said:
you know that shaq pack BK has on its menu...do you really think that a meal like that satisfies a big tall bufoon like shaq?...im thinking if they want to make a meal based on his eating habits they would put up like 4 or 5 burgers and a couple of fries packs...the big dumb ape looks like he dosnt fill to easily on a burger with fries and a coke.

ps...if shaq is so rich why doesnt he invest in some voice therapy lessons...he talks like a fucking retard...not to mention looks like one as well...fuck it take some acting lessons as well...the man couldnt act if they took his shaq pack away.

That shit was hella funny
 
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Re: Re: question about shaq.

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i bet you wouldn't say that shit to his face though...that big motherfucker will crush you...you woulda seen what he would do to you if brad miller didnt turn his head at the right time...
if i said it really fast he wouldnt comprehend because he has an extreme case of stupid syndrome...like blaaaa!
 
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Arco is 1 1/2 hours from here.I been going to games since the Thorpe days.You fuckin clowns you been on the Lakers wagon since they won 2 seasons ago.Where was you when the got swept twice by the Jazz and every fan in LA booed Kobe???You was cheerin for the Bulls.I been a Kings fan since back in the day when tickets were $40 for lower level.You prolly never even peeped a game live Lakers Bulls whoever.Testical ridin lil shit crumb.Reno aint that boring if you about skrill...
 
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Arco is 1 1/2 hours from here.I been going to games since the Thorpe days.You fuckin clowns you been on the Lakers wagon since they won 2 seasons ago.Where was you when the got swept twice by the Jazz and every fan in LA booed Kobe???
i was riding with em like i alwats say im a laker fan with or without kobe or shaq i try to get out to every game when they come to town but sometimes work prevents me but i was there for that last one 6 rows behind the laker bench(ahhhhh the adavntage of getting free warrior tikets through my work is a beutiful thing) but i will agree with you that there are maaaaaaaaad more laker fans since they won the first one but like i also say i hate them just as much as all you kings fans do bandwagon jumpers are pussys with no loyalty but as far as me and the homie m_p_o ridin with the lake show till we die
 
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Lil Ceez I seen you on here the last few seasons reppin.You prolly are a real Lakers fan even when Kobe was getting booed out the building when they got swept twice by Utah.There are very few of your kind left.80% of Lakers fans are ex Bulls.They aint ever even been to Laker game yet they act like they been reppin since the Magic days.I have been to numerous Kings games seen the worse and now the best.Ill still go weather the Kings lost in the first or win it all.This squad not only wins all the time at home they put on a show.
 
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MAN... I NEED A WHoOPER

hahaha...

shaq is a great fuck'in guy...

with ideas and prospects..

he's Bonifide...

voice lesson's... jesus christ...

and about the wagon wheel munchers

i didn't even know of any Kings fans up until a couple a years back...

Shit it's more like the Laker hater bandwagon...

haters are thick this time a year... jump on the wagon... they got plenty of room