pwned

[mrtonguetwista]

DELTA TOWNSHIP, Michigan (AP) -- Michigan authorities say a shoplifting suspect died after being crushed in a trash compactor where she was hiding.

The Eaton County sheriff's department said two women fled a Lansing-area TJ Maxx discount store after spraying a security guard with Mace.

A deputy found one of the women behind a trash compactor.

Deputies say the woman wouldn't say where the other woman was hiding.

Shortly afterward, authorities got a call about a woman trapped in the trash compactor.

Tyree Monique Tate of Delta Township was pulled from the machine by rescuers and taken to a hospital, where the 26-year-old later died.

 

[up2nogood]

wow...

that's pretty fuck'n sad and a fucked up way to die(R.I.P) but i already know the siccness gonn chew her ass up...

 

[jr916]

bet her family was crushed

 

[jazzmatic]

^^LOL

this bitch hid IN the damn compactor? crackhead.

and these bitches were stealing from muhfuckin T.J. Maxx??

That's a fucked up way to die over some discount, out of season Tommy Hilfiger gear. Damn.

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

here we go...

sits back & pops popcorn while w8ting for puns

 

[jr916]

i bet she was a cum dumpster

 

[thizzface420]

guess she was caught in a tight spot

 

[thizzface420]

proably had a spilting headache

 

[D-Rose]

She expected smashing results, and got it.

 

[tweeze]

yall fuked up

 

[hustlanumba916]

wow im never stealin from TJ Maxx and hidin in the trash compactor ever again. im learnin from that idots mistake... hahah

nah but dam thats fucked up

 

[B-San]

talk about stuck between a hard place and a hard place...

 

[shirmstick]

damn, she really got caught up in that garbage. shouldve stayed out of of stinky situations, wouldn't have got pinched

 

[Nebulizah]

That'd be a good deterrent for shoplifting... put her pancaked corpse in the window next to the shit she stole, with a sign saying "WE'VE ALREADY PINCHED OUR PRICES, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO END UP PINCHED"

 

[onmeshow]

the lady was probably under a lot of pressure to find a way out.

 

[Hyfeeboy]

and these bitches were stealing from muhfuckin T.J. Maxx??

That's a fucked up way to die over some discount, out of season Tommy Hilfiger gear. Damn.

haha

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

i want pictures.

 

[thizzface420]

and these bitches were stealing from muhfuckin T.J. Maxx??

That's a fucked up way to die over some discount, out of season Tommy Hilfiger gear. Damn.

when i had court there was some guy in there for tryna steal from K-mart.. come on step up ur shoplifting game!

 

[RAVAGE]

I bet her friend was crushed, over the news.

 

[Defy]

at least they ain't gotta buy a full size casket now