Motherfucker...!
Went to lunch with a co-worker yesterday.
We pulled into the local ampm so I could get some water and cash.
As we're sitting there...he pulled an old one on me that we used to pull at stoplights...only this time we weren't able to pull away when the light turned green.
This lady pulls up next to us right as we were parking...she had her window down...so did I...
My buddy goes..."Damn...check that girl out that pulled up"
Right as I turned my head to look at her...he screams...
PUSSY!
She jerked her head around and we were just staring at each other!
Since we can usually pull off from one of those childish episodes...it's pretty funny...not this time...at least not for me.
The lady says...
"What did you just say to me...!?!?!"
I said...
"Nothing"
She says...
"Yes you did...I pulled up next to you...and you made a vulgar remark"
I said...
"Ummmmmmmmm...no ma'am...I was just sitting here"
She said...
"How old are you?"
I said...
"I turned 29 last February."
She said...
"Aren't you a little old to be pulling a stunt like that?"
I said...
"Uhhhhhhh...yea...sorry"... :whoops:
She said...
"Well maybe you should think before you open your mouth next time"
I said...
"Yes ma'am...I will"
I then pointed at my co-worker and said...
"He's the one who did it!"
He just looked over at her and gave the old
She got out and walked into the store...as the door closed behind her...my fucking friend then proceeded to piss himself laughing so goddamn hard!
Motherfucker...!
Went to lunch with a co-worker yesterday.
We pulled into the local ampm so I could get some water and cash.
As we're sitting there...he pulled an old one on me that we used to pull at stoplights...only this time we weren't able to pull away when the light turned green.
This lady pulls up next to us right as we were parking...she had her window down...so did I...
My buddy goes..."Damn...check that girl out that pulled up"
Right as I turned my head to look at her...he screams...
PUSSY!
She jerked her head around and we were just staring at each other!
Since we can usually pull off from one of those childish episodes...it's pretty funny...not this time...at least not for me.
The lady says...
"What did you just say to me...!?!?!"
I said...
"Nothing"
She says...
"Yes you did...I pulled up next to you...and you made a vulgar remark"
I said...
"Ummmmmmmmm...no ma'am...I was just sitting here"
She said...
"How old are you?"
I said...
"I turned 29 last February."
She said...
"Aren't you a little old to be pulling a stunt like that?"
I said...
"Uhhhhhhh...yea...sorry"... :whoops:
She said...
"Well maybe you should think before you open your mouth next time"
I said...
"Yes ma'am...I will"
I then pointed at my co-worker and said...
"He's the one who did it!"
He just looked over at her and gave the old
She got out and walked into the store...as the door closed behind her...my fucking friend then proceeded to piss himself laughing so goddamn hard!
Motherfucker...!
