Puerto Rican funeral home presents shooting victim on his motorcycle

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Puerto Rican funeral home presents shooting victim on his motorcycle

by Alex Nunez (RSS feed) on Apr 27th 2010 at 9:30PM
David Morales Colón's unusual wake - Click above to watch video after the jump

If you thought you'd previously seen it all, well, you're wrong. Case in point: David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in the United States. How come? Well, suffice it to say that the funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan's Hato Rey neighborhood have a flair for the unorthodox. For example, in 2008, they embalmed another young shooting victim and displayed his body standing up for the duration of a multi-day wake.

Back to the present: Yesterday and today, callers who stopped to pay their final respects to the late Mr. Colón got a bit of a surprise. Instead of the traditional presentation of the body in a casket, Mr. Colón's corpse, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses, was instead posed in a very lifelike position atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4. According to Puerto Rico's Primera Hora newspaper, the motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle, and upon Mr. Colón's untimely demise, family members delivered the bike to the funeral home specifically for this unusual wake.

Lest you think this is some sort of insane hoax, here's the link to the local Primera Hora coverage, which features a multi-shot photo gallery, and here's the less detailed AP wire version, which is presently making the rounds Stateside. Finally, we've got a video posted after the jump. We'll say this: David Morales Colón rides into the afterlife in memorable style. Thanks to Joel for the tip, and thanks to Wes Siler for the bike ID.

[Source: PrimeraHora.com, YouTube]

 
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It's nice to see my race bring a new trend into wakes / funerals.

At my wake, I want to be viewed... sitting behind a computer posting on the
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They see him rollin
They hatin
Patrollin, they tryin to catch him ridin muerte
Tryin to catch him ridin muerte
Tryin to catch him ridin muerte
Tryin to catch him ridin muerte
Tryin to catch him ridin muerteeeeeee
 
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LMAO LMAO AND LMMFAO quack quack quack lol find me a dead puerto rican dime and have me posed bonen her doggystyle! puerto ricoooo hoooo puerto rico hooo! on a unicycle!!!
 
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GOD. PUERTO RICANS ALWAYS DOIN SOME CORNY ASS SHIT.

NEXT TIME UR GONNA SEE A STUFFED PUERTO RICAN IN A MUSSEUM EXIBIT, HANGING OUT OF A RICE ROCKET. U PRESS THE BUTTON AND DADDY YANKEE STARTS PLAYING

DOSENT YOUR HAIR KEEP GROWING WHEN U DIE? LOL I BET THEY GOT SOMEBODY PLUCKING THE DEAD BODY'S EYEBROWS
 
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HONESTLY I CLOWN ALOT, BUT I CANT REALLY HATE ON THAT.

WHEN MY MOMZ DIES (I HOPE THAT NEVER HAPPENS), SHE WANTS HER ASHES SCATTERED OFF ONE OF THE CLIFFS IN MENDOCINO. AND WHEN I DIE, I WANNA BE NEAR THE SAME PLACE