Don't fall for their gimmicks, they're just tryna bop ya big time...
We were supposed to get in free (by sending this b.s. email and get for no cover V.I.P.), the thing is you gotta get there before 11 to get in free... Well, my homeboy, myself, and 4 females head there, get there 'round 10:40, and they got us standin' in line (in the F***in freezin' cold) for like 20 minutes (and no the club was not crackin' inside, it was dryer than some Poon-tang after bein' banged by a sandpaper condom), but still they got fools held up outside...
And I finally just put it together on why they got fools waitin' for hella outside of a dead as spot, to bait and switch on 'em and force guys to pay the Twomp and females get a phat $5 dollar break for the 15-spot... (in Seattle, come on, ain't one bar/club hear crackin' like that to get over on fools, plus they prolly got watereddown a$$ drinks anyway)...
Anyway, we get inside at 11:02 on the clock inside, on my watch, on fools cellphones, and all that, the guy at the door comes w/ I'll give you a break at $15 each, we're like "It's the homegirls B-day, you had us outside, we had plans and now you're backin' out" Door guys like sorry, but the boss pulled the list but howabout all of y'all for $10 a head... It's was clear this mofo was tryna put a couple bucks in his pocket so if you ever try this, don't say I didn't warn ya...
BAMMER
We were supposed to get in free (by sending this b.s. email and get for no cover V.I.P.), the thing is you gotta get there before 11 to get in free... Well, my homeboy, myself, and 4 females head there, get there 'round 10:40, and they got us standin' in line (in the F***in freezin' cold) for like 20 minutes (and no the club was not crackin' inside, it was dryer than some Poon-tang after bein' banged by a sandpaper condom), but still they got fools held up outside...
And I finally just put it together on why they got fools waitin' for hella outside of a dead as spot, to bait and switch on 'em and force guys to pay the Twomp and females get a phat $5 dollar break for the 15-spot... (in Seattle, come on, ain't one bar/club hear crackin' like that to get over on fools, plus they prolly got watereddown a$$ drinks anyway)...
Anyway, we get inside at 11:02 on the clock inside, on my watch, on fools cellphones, and all that, the guy at the door comes w/ I'll give you a break at $15 each, we're like "It's the homegirls B-day, you had us outside, we had plans and now you're backin' out" Door guys like sorry, but the boss pulled the list but howabout all of y'all for $10 a head... It's was clear this mofo was tryna put a couple bucks in his pocket so if you ever try this, don't say I didn't warn ya...
BAMMER
