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I'm from Modesto but I'm stayin in LA right now. What you are about to read is 100% TRUE...(The names have been changed to protect the ignorant)

Here is a true story of one woman's quest to cast a ballot and help decide the next president of the United States.

Juanita visits Maria. She asks Maria "Who do I vote for for president?" Maria replies, "I'm voting for Kerry, but you can vote for whoever you want." Juanita replies, "Oh, they'll tell me at the place who to vote for, right?" Maria states, "NO."

The Maria tells Juanita where to go to vote, "At the church across the street from the high school." Juanita leaves with a sense of confidence...

Several days later Juanita visits Maria. Maria asks, "Did you vote." Juanita replies, "Yes. It took me a while to find it." It turns out Juanita went to the high school football field to vote...

After a half-an-hour or so of intensive searching, Juanita finds the polling booth. She complains to Maria because "They didn't let anybody go inside the booth with me (her). When I voted in 1996 me and my friend went in the same booth." In desperation, Juanita attempts to copy off of her neighbor's paper. Then she tries to remember what Maria told her...

"That's it," she thinks to herself. She begins to scan the paper for the name of the candidate her good friend Maria told her.

"Did you vote on the propositions," asks Maria? "No," replies Juanita, "I just voted for the president." Maria asks, "Did you vote for the one I told you?"

A long pause ensues. Juanita replies, "I couldn't find JERRY so I voted for Bush."

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The prime example of a Bush supporter! I swear to God they should make these people take a test before they vote.
 
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THATS ONE INSTANCE FOR EVERY 100 DEMOCRATS THAT HAVE GIVEN A CRACKHEAD A PACK OF CIGARETTES OR A BOTTLE OF LIQUOR FOR A VOTE.
 
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phil

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these liberal fucking weenies and their "CRUSADES FOR THE DOWNTRODDEN" bwahahahahaha white devil and his cronies buy into that bullshit. bwahahaha

you should have seen it here in ohio. the phone calls, the dirty butts walking around begging for a kerry vote. the phone calls are hilarious. "this is (insert superstar liberal name here) just making sure you get out there on tuesday to make sure george bush and his fellow criminal republicans dont steal your (social security/overtime/welfare/other govt sponge program) from underneath you."
 
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phil said:
PEOPLE LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN THE LAST FOUR YEARS AND IT DIDNT. WE ARE DOING JUST FINE.
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LMAO! Yeah Phil, amerika is doing just fucking great. Forget the 45 million people w/o healthcare; forget about the millions of lost jobs; forget about the falling amerikan dollar; forget about the attack on our civil liberties; forget about the attack on womens rights; forget about the attack on the environment; etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.
 
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Phil,

I was hit up 3 times at different grocery stores by homeless people reeking of b.o. asking for me to sign a petition for the latest Schwarzenneger anti-casino prop we had in California. Never did I think to equate his propositions with the person he had hired to ask me for my vote as "begging for a vote". I'm sure whoever was on his payroll had the option to buy crack, liquor or whatever, but I didnt worry about it. I just told them no thanks and kept about my business. I also received countless recorded phone calls from the Governor promising to "pump you up" to the local level Republican promising golden paved roads and young virgins in heaven. Of course I listened to them and hung up. I agree with you for the most part with the content of your message but also think you only view it one way and should embrace the fact that both parties and their candidates suck ass.
 
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Mcleanhatch

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2-0-Sixx said:
LMAO! Yeah Phil, amerika is doing just fucking great. Forget the 45 million people w/o healthcare; forget about the millions of lost jobs;
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of which about 10 million are ILLEGAL ALIENS. if you want them to have insurance pay for it your own damn self!

2-0-Sixx said:
forget about the attack on our civil liberties
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oh ya so many attacks. it feels like i am living in the old communist soviet union. LOL

2-0-Sixx said:
forget about the attack on womens rights
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what womens right havde been attacked?????

2-0-Sixx said:
forget about the attack on the environment;
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oh ya we are attacking the envitronment now also!!!!
 
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2-0-Sixx

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Mcleanhatch said:
of which about 10 million are ILLEGAL ALIENS. if you want them to have insurance pay for it your own damn self!
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Let's see here; 45 minus 10. Umm, let's see...umm, ***breaks out microsoft calculator***
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35 MILLION AMERICANS STILL ARE WITHOUT HEALTHCARE, ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC, DIPSHIT.



oh ya so many attacks. it feels like i am living in the old communist soviet union.
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PATRIOT ACT. Unless you haven't felt the pressure and injustice of being a Middle Eastern living in amerika, you should shut the fuck up.


what womens right havde been attacked?????
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A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N



oh ya we are attacking the envitronment now also!!!!
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Are you an idiot?

July 9, 2004
Bush Administration Weakens Clean Water Act Requirements for Power Plants
The Bush Administration’s EPA issued a rule that would make it easier for power plants to avoid installing the best technologies to reduce the large amounts of cooling water they use. link

June 28, 2004
Bush Administration Attacks Roadless Forest Protections[/url=http://www.sierraclub.org/wwatch/forests/index.asp]link[/url]

The Bush budget proposal slashes funding for Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) programs by $606 million

Water Quality
Water-quality infrastructure funding for reducing sources of pollution (this category includes sewage plants, water purification facilities, and targeted pollution prevention investments.): - $822 million in total investments.
Clean Water Act State Revolving Fund (CWASRF): - $492 million (a 37% cut)
Non-point Source Pollution Control Program - Sec. 319 funding (dealing with pollution runoff from farms, feedlots, parking areas, and other diffuse sources.) : - $30 million
Scientific Research Programs: - $93 million.

Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Bush: Supports first-time oil drilling in the Arctic refuge. Favors increasing oil production to the west of the refuge in the National Petroleum Reserve and expanding gas production in the Rocky Mountains and Alaska.

Proposed an energy bill offering tax breaks and regulatory relief for the coal and oil industries and subsidies for nuclear power and ethanol. Opposed a federal mandate requiring utilities to produce 10 percent of their electricity from renewable sources by 2020. Favors developing small nuclear plants.

Opposes the Kyoto Protocol

Opposes mandatory reductions in carbon dioxide

The Bush administration decided the EPA didn't have authority to regulate carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas, as an air pollutant.

Supports a major change of the Endangered Species Act, saying it hasn't succeeded in recovering species and creates an adversarial relationship with farmers, ranchers and other private property owners who face regulation.

Changed a Clinton-era regulation that required power plants to use the best technology available to prevent sucking up about a trillion fish a year and, instead, allows operators to make up damage by providing new wetlands or hatchery fish.

Proposed major changes to the Clean Air Act, one of which would allow industries and utilities to expand without installing new pollution controls if emissions don't exceed their highest level in the last 10 years; another would let plants conduct repairs that may increase emissions without upgrading pollution controls.

Won congressional support for an initiative opening 20 million acres of national forests to logging

Opposes the "polluter pays" principle, a tax on oil and chemical companies to pay for the cleanup of abandoned toxic-waste sites
 
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Mcleanhatch

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2-0-Sixx said:
Let's see here; 45 minus 10. Umm, let's see...umm, ***breaks out microsoft calculator***
45
-10
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35

35 MILLION AMERICANS STILL ARE WITHOUT HEALTHCARE, ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC, DIPSHIT.
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like i said if you liberals/commies want them to have insurence pay for it your own damn self, with your own damn money and quit trying to use OTHER peoples money for your own bullshit agenda,

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PATRIOT ACT. Unless you haven't felt the pressure and injustice of being a Middle Eastern living in amerika, you should shut the fuck up.
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i personally think it is a good law. if you have nothing to hide then you dont have to worry about it. its that simple.

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A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N
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hopefully we can get enough supreme court justices to ban that shit. it should have never been legal to kill your own baby in the first place

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Opposes the Kyoto Protocol
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i thought you were for the working man??? how many hard working americans would have lost their jobs has we signed on to kyoto??? is it in the hundreds of thousands??
 
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2-0-Sixx

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Mcleanhatch said:
like i said if you liberals/commies want them to have insurence pay for it your own damn self, with your own damn money and quit trying to use OTHER peoples money for your own bullshit agenda,
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Oh, so poor people can afford insurance?



i personally think it is a good law. if you have nothing to hide then you dont have to worry about it. its that simple.
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And you are not middle eastern and you have not been harrassed by feds or locked up w/o reason. It's a great law as long as nothing happens to you.



hopefully we can get enough supreme court justices to ban that shit. it should have never been legal to kill your own baby in the first place
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Yes, and go back in time to the middle ages. Maybe we should ban all forms of technology!



i thought you were for the working man??? how many hard working americans would have lost their jobs has we signed on to kyoto??? is it in the hundreds of thousands??
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ROFLMAO! You are an idiot
 
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L Mac-a-docious

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Mcleanhatch said:
i personally think it is a good law. if you have nothing to hide then you dont have to worry about it. its that simple.

hopefully we can get enough supreme court justices to ban that shit. it should have never been legal to kill your own baby in the first place
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Well...now that your puppet has "won" the election I guess the gloves come off....so you want to keep your middle easterners persecuted, and your women pregnant and in the kitchen...of course I'm guessing that you are against teching sex education, and contraception to kids...hey and why should we teach that... Doesn't Crawford, Texas, home town of GWB, have some rediculous rate of pregnancies amongst teenagers? Yeah, great ideas...let's not teach our children about sex, make abortion illegal, cut healthcare, cut wellfare...and we should be well on our way to raising a generation of well adjusted, informed, and successful amerikans.
 
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