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Today, I walked into an adult store for the first time in search for my first porno (in DVD.)
As I browsed their selection of DVD's, I didn't know which ones to pick because some seemed like they were just short clips compiled together, others were more professional releases with models (the ones that have a certain model in the cover and don't get into some real sex), and others seemed to only have three sex scenes. If I'm gonna get a porno, I want something with atleast six sex scenes. Do these exist, or am I expecting too much? Any shit (or producers) you would recommend? And I thought you were able to change camera angles and shit... true or false? Or does that feature suck?

Also... What's up with that back room movie thing? A lot of folks walked in, payed their seven dollars, and went in there. Some even picked up "free" lubricant that was offered by the cash register. A guy even asked, "Is it clean back there now?" It was un-believable! So they allow you to masturbate in there? Are those previews of movies you're paying to watch, or are they clips or whole movies? Is there a time period? Fill me in!

Another thing... Is it cool working at a porn shop? They had a "HELP WANTED" sign outside and it seemed pretty damn interesting working there. You think the pay is decent? What about discounts, being able to steal, etc.?
 
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Get a Chasey Lain video.

If you work there, your co-workers will be perverts. And i'm not saying "Deep Thought" type perverts. Be prepared for what they talk about when there aren't customers in the store.
 
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ANYTHING MADE BY VIVID

IF YOUR WATCHING WITH FEMALES WHICH I HIGHLY RECOMEND VIVID USUALLY HAS THE NEWEST AND BADDEST BITCHES . MOST GIRLS WILL WATCH PRETTY GIRLS FUCK BUT NOT SOME DOPEFIENDS WITH HEAVY MAKEUP . PLUS ITS EASIER TO TALK EM INTO SOME CRAZY SHIT IF THEY SEE A PORNO NOTCH DOIN IT .
 
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Another thing... Is it cool working at a porn shop? They had a "HELP WANTED" sign outside and it seemed pretty damn interesting working there. You think the pay is decent? What about discounts, being able to steal, etc.?
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They won't hire you unless you are a member of the female species...

As for porn...

Best producer...Jules Jordan...[He won the Director of the year award for 2002]...[I personaly also agree he is the best at that subject]...

Best lesbian film... Jenna's built for speed OR Where the boys aren't 14...

Best straight film...Briana Loves Jenna...IF YOU BUY JUST 1 DVD...TO PURCHASE THIS IS THE BEST CHOICE YOU COULD EVER MAKE...

Best film company...Evil Angel/Evil Empire...FINE FELINES...

[Worth mentioning]...Vivid & Wicked...They both carry all of the big name broads that everyone knows...(Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Devon, Taylor Hayes, Tera Patrick, etc...) But thas about all they offer...YES ITS REAL SEX...But they stick to the same routine over & over again...

Best overall film...Flesh Hunters Vol 1

Best oral actress...Jeanna Fine OR Houston

Best intercorse actress...Jenna Jameson

Best anal actress...Jenna Haze [Smurfie's favorite 'PoRnO StAr" actress...Although im not very fond of 'booty sex"]...

Best softcore actress...Aria Giovanni...[Do you even need me to explain why???]

Best overall actress...Briana Banks...

<----What we suggest...

Flesh Hunters Vol.1
Briana Loves Jenna
Where The Boys Aren't 14
Chasin Pink Vol.6 [Kinda slow]
Deep Inside Taylor Hayes
Perfect Pink Vol.12
Jenna's Built For Speed
Bad Wives
Aria

<----What ya should avoid

Butt Naked Chicken Heads Vol.1
Deep Inside Janine
Paradise
Motherload

^^^This list is a lil outdated...Me & my homegirl [Who actuley works ina pornshop] compiled it a lil while ago...It should suffice as a guide for you thou...

As for them rooms...She's told me stories...They disgust me to hear thou...
 
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I went to four stores today and none of them had the ones suggested, but I found a web site (GameLink.com.)
If I buy from them, will they send me annoying, un-wanted mail or sell my information to other companies that will bombard me with mail? Thanks in advance.
 
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YOU DONT WANT TO WORK IN A PORN SHOP

My friend's brother works in one and he has a big ass list of horror stories, especially about the video arcade in the back:

- He has to clean the jizz from the backroom booths which sometimes requires "Goo Gone" and a razorblade to scrape

- One time some guy was spending way too long in the booth and he went to go kick him out and dude was dead with a needle in his arm and his fist around his dick

- He had to kick two gay mutha fuckas out for assfucking back there

- They use tokens in the booths, so every so often he has to open the machine and empty the tokens which are sticky and sludgy sometimes

- He had to call the paramedics when some pervert went to the backroom in the booth and shoved his pager up his ass...then as he proceeded to jerk off to the porn, he called up his pager on his cell phone over and over so it would vibrate in his asshole...after failing to excrete the pager out his ass himself, he actually asked the guy working there to help him get it out...so dude just called paramedics

- He also got stabbed in the elbow and forearms numerous times trying to block his face when a robber was slashing at him
 
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you asking too many damn questions about the subject of those back rooms partner...and some folks need to take breaks from their porn addiction.
 
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MeloTrauma said:
YOU DONT WANT TO WORK IN A PORN SHOP

My friend's brother works in one and he has a big ass list of horror stories, especially about the video arcade in the back:

- He has to clean the jizz from the backroom booths which sometimes requires "Goo Gone" and a razorblade to scrape

- One time some guy was spending way too long in the booth and he went to go kick him out and dude was dead with a needle in his arm and his fist around his dick

- He had to kick two gay mutha fuckas out for assfucking back there

- They use tokens in the booths, so every so often he has to open the machine and empty the tokens which are sticky and sludgy sometimes

- He had to call the paramedics when some pervert went to the backroom in the booth and shoved his pager up his ass...then as he proceeded to jerk off to the porn, he called up his pager on his cell phone over and over so it would vibrate in his asshole...after failing to excrete the pager out his ass himself, he actually asked the guy working there to help him get it out...so dude just called paramedics

- He also got stabbed in the elbow and forearms numerous times trying to block his face when a robber was slashing at him
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LMFAO, could u please post more of this?? Damn, shit's funny as hell...
 
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