Polish president Kaczynski and head of National Bank +more killed in plane crash
- Thread starter Nebulizah
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Some of you people are pathetic, talking random stuff about things you don't know. Haven't you been told not to speak on something you don't know /understand?
Anyway, rest in peace to all 96 or so people that died in this crash. It's real hectic out here.
And to all you don't-knows: Polish government is not anti-Russian. Who the hell told you that? Maybe in the 80's lol.
Anyway, rest in peace to all 96 or so people that died in this crash. It's real hectic out here.
And to all you don't-knows: Polish government is not anti-Russian. Who the hell told you that? Maybe in the 80's lol.
Q: What's a Polish cocktail?
A: A glass of water with a booger in it.
Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What do you do if a Polack throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if a Polack has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: Did you hear about the Polack who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
Q: How do you get a Polack out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who locked his keys in his car?
A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
A: A glass of water with a booger in it.
Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What do you do if a Polack throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if a Polack has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: Did you hear about the Polack who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
Q: How do you get a Polack out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who locked his keys in his car?
A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
