Police Arrest Suspect After 'Bodily Fluids' Incident

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Jazzo

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They have video footage of this dude in Target who shot his load of baby gravy on the women's leg while she shopped with her 3 year old.

http://www.koin.com/Global/story.asp?S=8000918



CLACKAMAS, Ore. - Clackamas County investigators say they have arrested a man who assaulted a woman with his bodily fluids.

The woman and her 3-year-old child were shopping at the Target on Sunnyside Road when she felt the man's fluids on her jeans. He then took off without a word.

Store surveillance images combined with a suspect description by the victim were broadcasted on several media outlets. A tip called into the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office led them to a potential suspect.

But police say when they went to locate 25-year-old Ricardo Jose Faulk of Gladstone, he was already waiting in the lobby of the Clackamas County Jail prepared to turn himself in.

Faulk was arrested by investigators and booked at the Clackamas County Jail on harassment charges. He is due in court in early April.

3/11/2008
 

Jazzo

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Yeah, this morning when I was getting off work, this new co-worker of mine brought this shit up. He said that's his old homeboy who he came up with in school and can't believe he would ever do something like this. He said they finished H.S. together and went into the military together afterwards. He was all sticking up for dude, but I told him from my experience I learned to "Never say Never". Nothing amazes me anymore nowdays!