Poison Toothpaste!!!!

[mocheezkc]

If I was a foreign government (China), that had a reason to attack America (Debt), I would start by creating mass hysteria within the population (3 million tubes of poison toothpaste). It would be easy to distribute (Wal-Mart), and in the midst of the national panic (9/11 can't compare), Chinese planes and warships will be enroute to invade America.

Damn, everything is "Made in China". They got America by the short and curlies. The Chinese already proved they could pull this off when they distributed "poison" dog food throughout America. Oh, well just a fatalistic thought, time to burn one and enjoy the rest of St. Paddy's Day.........

(if anyone watches "Law & Order", this scenario may sound familiar)

 

[RobVan]

Dont brush em anyways.


Fucking kidding.
How old/new is the episode? Alana De Garza could get it

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Toothpaste is already "poisoned". Fluoride is considered toxic.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Toothpaste is already "poisoned". Fluoride is considered toxic.

Ha

I was gonna say the same thing.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Toothpaste is already "poisoned". Fluoride is considered toxic.

Make it poisonerer

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

So i found a funny little fact...back in 1946, some politcial figures suggested that fluoride was a Communist conspiracy to brainwash the US. Little did they know, it was jsut their OWN government that was doing the "brainwashing"! Oh, the irony!