Pick-Up Lines

[Solidous_Snake]

What smart ass remarks do u make to pick up a girl? Here are some I tried, but got slapped for saying:

*Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.


*Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


*My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.


*Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.


*Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?


*My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.


*Do you like magic? (Yes or No) Good cause I want to cast a spell on you with my magic stick.


Feel free to try them homies, see what u come up with:dead:

 

[stressfacta]

Hey baby, How much does a Polar bear weigh?
her reply: Uh, i dunno 300 lbs
No baby, just enough to break the ice so whats up with me and You?

 

[Rusto]

i heard this on a radio station in LA.......
"are you a crip or a blood? cuz that body is BANGIN!!!!

 

[jay deuce]

Are your parents retarded? Because you are special

 

[SLOWPOKE]

baby, they call me mr. holiday....
cause I make every night like the 4th of july
and every morrning like x-mas

 

[B-Buzz]

Waddya say we call your left leg christmas and your right one thanksgiving, and we spend a lil time in between the holidays...

You wanna go get some pizza and fuck? (she says no) What you dont like pizza?

My friends brother had this one... He had a tattoo of a rooster with a noose around its neck on his ankle and he'd say, 'You know, I have a cock that hangs below my knee." lol

 

[NOSTRIL KING]

"CAN I FUCK YOU BITCH?"

 

[stressfacta]

Put your hands behind your back BITCH

 

[m.w.merlino]

give up the pussy or ill kill your dog