Pick Up Lines

[jr916]

^Those are pick up lines for hookers. We're talking about bitches you don't have to pay to fuck! lol

zing-caught me slippin-good shit

 

[I AM]

I do what I can...

 

[westbaygiant]

grab at her tag on the back of her shirt,
she gonna be like what the fuck are u doing?
then u say, just checkin to see if u was made in heaven.

 

[westbaygiant]

sounds gay ass fuck but i have gotten a few numbers that way!

 

[jr916]

do you pop thizz?? yes well lets pop a couple and see what happens.

 

[Dirty Shoez]

"I'm confused"...

("Why?")

"If you're fat, why don't you have big titties?"



Works like a charm

 

[650Ubeezy]

"Want some penis?"

this was said to me yesterday..quite blunt if you ask me...

 

[jr916]

"I'm confused"...

("Why?")

"If you're fat, why don't you have big titties?"



Works like a charm

wait im confused do females say that to you???

 

[650Ubeezy]

wait im confused do females say that to you???

haha

 

[D'struction]

lmao wtf man

 

[WiCkEd]

DAMN GIRL YOURE LIKE A TALL GLASS OF WATER AND I'M THIRSTY...:lick:

 

[jr916]

can you help me load this couch into my van??

 

[Strong]

Best way to holla in the club, is to hook the broad's arm, and then if you are on her left, pull left, and then turn and say "Damn it's like that!"

It easily breaks the ice and almost always works. The broad is impressed because it is different. I have been doing since '94, never fails. My boy met his wife doing the "hook move".

 

[Dirty Shoez]

wait im confused do females say that to you???

You're a fucking stupid ass. Do yourself a favor and get my name out of your mouth, newbooty ass bitch.

 

[William206]

wait wait I'll post this one for tadaou (whatever the hell) because i know what its going to say

" Fat huh? You dareth to call me fat, peon! Har har quite clever indeed but I hope your sword is as sharp as your tongue! I shall smite thee with great glorious anger and vengeance! ... once I drop 40 more pounds and become a certified black belt martial artist in like one two maybe 5 years! That's right! And it shall be thee who is the fattest! "

Come on man.. Dont use Red When you talking about this Dumb ass bitch.. Use pink or somthing.. its always Red>blue..

 

[KINGBLOCKER]

GET IN MY VAN

hahahahahah
you gotta offer them cherry skittles first tho!!

 

[jr916]

You're a fucking stupid ass. Do yourself a favor and get my name out of your mouth, newbooty ass bitch.

you should have left this thread alone-you cant tell nobody how to spit at no female-you fuck with bag whores or some beezy that wants to throw you a freebie fuck-ol wanna-be ninja-ass-sucka

 

[D'struction]

You're a fucking stupid ass. Do yourself a favor and get my name out of your mouth, newbooty ass bitch.

aaaaahhhhhhhahahahahahahhahaa muthafuckin newbooty ass bitch he says....lmao.....make the old school dance Dirty Shoez, somebody doo-doo'ed on ya shoez or what?

 

[650Ubeezy]

Ok I don't know If I just happen to have these used on me alot or something, but heres another new one which by the way I just found out this fucker got it off that nick cannon show...lame but anyways.. "I got a tattoo of a dictionary on my dick. can I put some words in your mouth?"

 

[mamaCITAZ65o]

guys are pretty straight foward with me. i dont too many pick up lines.
just "wussup baby..." or the famous one used by old mexican men "ch-ch-ch" i cant stand that one