Pick Up Lines

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Maaaan, I used to work in the dishroom and hella want one of the bitches that worked the register...u just gotta go stand out there and make her laugh bro, if she says shouldnt you be working or somethin be like naw I found somethin I like doin better, or some other corny ass shit ya dig?
ive been on break with her a couple of times. i usually just walk over and help her roll up silverwear. she came in the dishroom to gossip. im like i got work to do! lol . she talks lol too damn much actually. but she is a cute and she gotta big ol ass for a white girl. real touchy too...2 times she cant keep her hands off my head. when i walk by her she tends put her hands on my shoulders. one time she tapped my thigh when she left. i wanted to leave with her soo bad but i had to close that night :(
 
Feb 9, 2006
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cbrennan04 said:
ive been on break with her a couple of times. i usually just walk over and help her roll up silverwear. she came in the dishroom to gossip. im like i got work to do! lol . she talks lol too damn much actually. but she is a cute and she gotta big ol ass for a white girl. real touchy too...2 times she cant keep her hands off my head. when i walk by her she tends put her hands on my shoulders. one time she tapped my thigh when she left. i wanted to leave with her soo bad but i had to close that night :(

it sounds like she already wants you, fuckin go for it
 
Apr 14, 2003
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cbrennan04 said:
ive been on break with her a couple of times. i usually just walk over and help her roll up silverwear. she came in the dishroom to gossip. im like i got work to do! lol . she talks lol too damn much actually. but she is a cute and she gotta big ol ass for a white girl. real touchy too...2 times she cant keep her hands off my head. when i walk by her she tends put her hands on my shoulders. one time she tapped my thigh when she left. i wanted to leave with her soo bad but i had to close that night :(

yeah bro sounds like she wants you homie...just do your thang
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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#78
^^I was rollin at that post this morning too...funny how people assume everyone on here is a dude, unless they post titty pics or ask for attention....
 

jr916

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do you spit or swallow??
girl we gonna do it big on the first(as long as the first isnt on a sunday)
i heard theres a party in yo mouth and everybodys cummin

thats g-a-m-e
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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^Those are pick up lines for hookers. We're talking about bitches you don't have to pay to fuck! lol :cool: