Pick Up Lines

[Stealth]

^^^^ That's funny as fuck!!!!!

 

[mac_luv]

Daaaamn girl! If I were a fly I'd stand on you cus you're the shit!

I have a better version. Damn girl you stink. Cause you're the shit. My friend taught me this one and it actually worked for me. Tap a girl on the leg that's dancing on stage/bar or in a cage. Then ask her "where do I put the dollar?" Another that worked for me. If you've became acquainted already say "I'm going to steal something from you so don't get mad." She'll be confused about what your talking about. Then go in for a quick kiss.

 

[William206]

Originally posted by usctrojan415
You are at a club/bar and you spot a broad (that you dig) with her friend (who you don't dig at all)...

You: (To the friend) Do you like to dance?
Friend: Yes.
You: Cool. Would you mind going out to the dancefloor so I can talk to your friend.

 

[Dana Dane]

HAHAHAH..That's hilarious!

 

[dali]

how ironic lol i work in the dishroom. i made this thread too see if anyone can think of some good pick up lines i can use on this chick that works up front on cash.

let me guess....you work at some place that sells chicken or any other type of bird, am i right, birdfucker? :classic:

 

[nbpsfc]

When God decided to make beautiful women he must of started off with you!

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

^that one always works

 

[I AM]

Here's a link to a site with pick up lines for those with no game....

http://linesthataregood.com/

I would like to add though, if you have to say something to a bitch to wow her, and make her think you're something special, she's not fucking worth your god damn time.

But I like this one....

"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"

 

[mac_luv]

let me guess....you work at some place that sells chicken or any other type of bird, am i right, birdfucker? :classic:

Lol! I was just digging through the classic posts before I read this. Dude I would make a new account lol.

 

[MaddDogg]

"What up babycakes, you always that fat or did you just eat a dodgeball?"

"Whats up baby. Nice car. I got the same one but its a couple inches longer." (somehow yes it works)

"Hey bitch. You know before you go home with your kids you wanna fuck a crossing guard."

 

[D'struction]

If you've became acquainted already say "I'm going to steal something from you so don't get mad." She'll be confused about what your talking about. Then go in for a quick kiss.

I gotta try that shit...

 

[D'struction]

how ironic lol i work in the dishroom. i made this thread too see if anyone can think of some good pick up lines i can use on this chick that works up front on cash.

Maaaan, I used to work in the dishroom and hella want one of the bitches that worked the register...u just gotta go stand out there and make her laugh bro, if she says shouldnt you be working or somethin be like naw I found somethin I like doin better, or some other corny ass shit ya dig?

 

[Black Reign]

hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

LMBAO!!!!

 

[Siccx Degree]

Fuck a pick up line, if you got game like me you'll follow her home and get her address, wait 'til night fall and make your way into the house, as she sleeps stand over gripping your dick, when she waks up she'll be happy to see that you made the first move, trust me on this, women love a man who takes the initiative. I should know, a lot of women love me, they just don't know it until I have to force my way inside of them...

 

[J.COLOMBO]

"GIRL I BEEN LOOKIN FOR YOU IN THE BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT BABY WHERE YOU BEEN"

 

[650Ubeezy]

the best one that I've heard my boy used on me a long time ago "Hey I got a new bed. Can you help me test it out?" I dunno what it was he said exactly but I hella fell for that shit.

 

[J.COLOMBO]

YOU GAY^^^??????????????

 

[mac_luv]

I gotta try that shit...

^^^Lol @ Nastynia's comment. This thread crack me up. My boy told me about it when he did it in his car in high school. I thought that was some sick game. I did it when I was chillin on the beach with a breezy I just met at the bar. It got all silent and awkward so I busted it out on her.

 

[Defy]

the best one that I've heard my boy used on me a long time ago "Hey I got a new bed. Can you help me test it out?" I dunno what it was he said exactly but I hella fell for that shit.

woah, he got you to bat for the other team!

 

[650Ubeezy]

I'M A FEMALE!!