Pick Up Lines

[D'struction]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is always a good one.

Haha a bitch used that one on me once...

My favorite...hmmmm..."you ever been wit a dishwasher before?"

All ya really gotta do is tell the beezy she got some pretty eyes

 

[Stealth]

"I have an extra ticket to see Snakes on a Plane if you want to come with me."

 

[MICKEY916]

HOW ABOUT HERE BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY THATS PROBABLY THE BEST WAY TO GET A "CHICK" BE CAREFUL THOUGH DONT WANNA CATCH THE BIRD FLU

 

[hyphyflip]

HEY BABY YOU KNOW WHAT? I USUALLY DONT TALK TO BORING ASS SQUARES LIKE YOU BUT TODAY YOUR AN EXCEPTION SO CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY...WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR A GOOD-LOOKING GUY LIKE MEEH???

ahahahahah

 

[cbrennan04]

Daaaamn girl! If I were a fly I'd stand on you cus you're the shit!

did you make that up? never heared of it before but it's funny as shit.

 

[William206]

My fav one is...

Hey.. you looked mixed.. do you have any black in you?
"Girl" No i don't

Are you sure. you dont have any black in you?

"Girl" (gives whatever race she is)

Want some?

 

[cbrennan04]

how ironic lol i work in the dishroom. i made this thread too see if anyone can think of some good pick up lines i can use on this chick that works up front on cash.

 

[9erfitted]

mommy i'm from vallejo

 

[Stealth]

how ironic lol i work in the dishroom. i made this thread too see if anyone can think of some good pick up lines i can use on this chick that works up front on cash.

Hey baby...you seem to handle that money pretty good. How would you like to make a little bit more money?

 

[killahoe666]

"wanna come listen to my new chris brown cd"

 

[Chree]

lol id throw some in, but i dont know how to get birds to fuck..........

 

[POLTERGEIST]

i may not be fred flintstone but i can make ur bed rock.

lame. yes i know.

 

[Stealth]

Ever been raped?

 

[Dana Dane]

"Come sit on Daddys lap....& we'll talk about the FIRST thing that pops up! "

That's just wrong.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

 

[G-Dubb]

"Scream and you're dead"

 

[William206]

Oh yeah this one i Love..



Fuck me if I'm wrong.. but is your name Amber?



Naa but I did this made this thread in 03..
http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=71482

 

[Defy]

"Break yourself for your number"

don't forget to point pistol at her face while saying it

 

[William206]

Just reading some of that shit brought me back.. Siccness used to be great

Where niggas didnt fight every other thread

 

[William206]

remembered another one

Walk up to a girl and tell her you have a magic watch that can tell you anything you ask it. And then say 'do you want to know what it says toi me now'.

And when she says what you say 'it says you're wearin no panties'

And she'll go 'well it must be wrong becauyse I am wearing panties'

And then you tap the watch and say 'damn thing must be an hour fast'

Hahaha