Pick Up Lines

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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2-0-Sixx said:
hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


-Works everytime :)

LMFAO....jesus christ....


"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is always a good one. :)
 
Dec 2, 2004
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"More than anything, your pick up lines need to be UNIQUE. And, 99% of the time, also NON-SEXUAL. You don`t want to come across as a pervert."

hmm...
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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#17
Da6Footah said:
I figured you would use something more along the lines of "My, your feathers are looking unusually shiny today."

DAMN, that's cold. But dude is looking at a site called, "Seduction Insider." LOL....

How about...

"Bitch get on my moped before I pistol whip you!"

Or...

"Say there sweet thang, can I interest you in a fish sammich!" -Ladies Man