people who answer 911 calls

[MRTHECOSE]

try cremating children in front of parents thats a jacked up job right there... pulling the casket crying nooo nooo!!! trying to go in the ovens after the casket..that'll stick with u...

 

[Gas One]

pulling the casket crying nooo nooo!!! trying to go in the ovens after the casket...

nah. thats way too funny.

id let a mutha fucka jump in that bitch. you know they gon be tryna crawl out talkin bout "AHHHH! OWW ! OWW!! TURN IT OFF!"

shit, i'd be takin home bits of niggas bodies...to smoke in my blunts.

 

[D'struction]

^^ haha pull a how high

 

[MRTHECOSE]

nah. thats way too funny.

id let a mutha fucka jump in that bitch. you know they gon be tryna crawl out talkin bout "AHHHH! OWW ! OWW!! TURN IT OFF!"

shit, i'd be takin home bits of niggas bodies...to smoke in my blunts.

mostly women were doing that..is that funnier.??.

i would kept doing it if it wasnt for the douche bag i worked with..

 

[satchel]

wouldnt mind doing this

 

[5ive1en]

D'Struction - 911, this is D'Struction speaking what is your emergency?

Caller - Oh shit man, I just got robbed and shot, I need help. The guy is about 6'2 22...

D'Struction - Nah man I don't wanna hear that shit, what you think I'm a snitch or sumthin?

Caller - What do you mean? I need Help I'm bleeding, I think he is coming back...

D'Struction - Well man up and handle that shit yourself homie, no need to get the Boeg's involved.

Caller - Can you please send the police..

D'Struction - Man fuck you and fuck the police, that's not how gangsta's get down. I'm out...peace!

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