people who answer 911 calls

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Apr 25, 2002
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lol yall funny..my pops been a dispatcher for like 8-9 years...he dont arrest nobody..yes his calls lead to arrests at time and also lead to saving peoples lives..might be one of your people...call it what u want...he gets bread and also served 20 years in the navy...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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i kno u have to be like at least somewhat physically in shape..and i meran SOMEWHAT..my pops is in no means healthy...but u do have to pass certain tests..my pops been smokin since we 13..he is like 53 now...definetly overweightgwith his military past def helped..i kno if u are obese..and young u wontget it..which is eird becuz u dont do physical work..i just think cuz u hear crazy shit....its a liability
 

ASCE

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Nuttkase said:
D'Struction - 911, this is D'Struction speaking what is your emergency?

Caller - Oh shit man, I just got robbed and shot, I need help. The guy is about 6'2 22...

D'Struction - Nah man I don't wanna hear that shit, what you think I'm a snitch or sumthin?

Caller - What do you mean? I need Help I'm bleeding, I think he is coming back...

D'Struction - Well man up and handle that shit yourself homie, no need to get the Boeg's involved.

Caller - Can you please send the police..

D'Struction - Man fuck you and fuck the police, that's not how gangsta's get down. I'm out...peace!

Laugh my mutha fuckin ass off.

YOu got me lookin retarded laughing in class at that shit.
 
Aug 11, 2004
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Nuttkase said:
D'Struction - 911, this is D'Struction speaking what is your emergency?

Caller - Oh shit man, I just got robbed and shot, I need help. The guy is about 6'2 22...

D'Struction - Nah man I don't wanna hear that shit, what you think I'm a snitch or sumthin?

Caller - What do you mean? I need Help I'm bleeding, I think he is coming back...

D'Struction - Well man up and handle that shit yourself homie, no need to get the Boeg's involved.

Caller - Can you please send the police..

D'Struction - Man fuck you and fuck the police, that's not how gangsta's get down. I'm out...peace!


ahahaha lmao that shit had me laffin hella hArd.... no need to get the Boegs involved hahah
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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Davey...In Vallejo they are ALWAYS hiring dispatchers....Look at the City of Vallejo website or you can pick up an application at City Hall in the Human Resources department. I think you need HS diploma or equivalent. I was thinking about doin it years ago, but I have heard horror stories about people who have been really affected by the job. Could you imagine having to talk to a 7 year old kid who just watched his mom get choked out by her crackhead boyfriend or some shit like that? I know it would fuck with me.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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man fuck that job.. shits awful. unless you just dont have any type of compassion or empathy at all i wouldnt do it because the shit would just affect you too much. i can only imagine some of the shit that goes down over the phone - a couple of examples were posted in here earlier.

honestly if someone called me up and said you're the last person ill ever talk to and ill be watching you and then shot themselves i dont think id be tripping that much. theyre obviously fucked up if they shot themselves in the head so they must have been on some im going to try and bring someone down to my miserable level one last time before i get outta this place type of shit. id just be mad i couldnt talk the dumb ass out of it and he decided to waste my time out of everybody. guy coulda wrote a damn note or something

 
Feb 5, 2006
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Dana Dane said:
Davey...In Vallejo they are ALWAYS hiring dispatchers....Look at the City of Vallejo website or you can pick up an application at City Hall in the Human Resources department. I think you need HS diploma or equivalent. I was thinking about doin it years ago, but I have heard horror stories about people who have been really affected by the job. Could you imagine having to talk to a 7 year old kid who just watched his mom get choked out by her crackhead boyfriend or some shit like that? I know it would fuck with me.


IT WOULD BOTHER ME, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, THAT SHIT IS LIFE. WHEN I WAS LOOKIN IT UP YESTERDAY, THERE WAS SOME CALLS, THE OPERATOR HAD TO TALK DUDE OUT OF KILLIN HIMSELF AND SHIT. I KNOW I CAN HANDLE THAT SHIT. ALL U GOTTA DO IS BE ABLE TO KEEP PEOPLE CALM AND SHIT. ONLY THING THAT I WOULD HAVE TO CONTROL IS MY SPEAKING. WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN, I KNOW I'MA BE LIKE


"ALRIGHT, FIRST OF ALL, CALM DOWN CUZ, IT AINT WORTH IT."

I'LL PROLLY GET FIRED FOR THAT SHIT.