People that always try to one up you...

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Dec 25, 2003
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Doesn't this shit get old?

My homeboy, whatever it is, will constantly try to beat you with a better story or thing he has, or some kinda bullshit.

"Yea I make beats"

"Well I got my own studio"

"My family reunion was huge"

"Well MINE took up all of Yosemite park!"

"I got a 387 up in this bitch"

"My ford got a 454 in it"



Its like Jesus Fuck and the Dildo, must you constantly try and go over my head on some bragging bullshit?

Cant stand people like this.
 
Nov 18, 2004
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^^Ditto, it takes about twice b4 I ko 4that type of shit. But I'm wild that way...piece of advice is that all my homies think 4 themselves and have their own idea of what's impressive.
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
May 7, 2002
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and it is always them talking out there ass, or comparing you to somebody you dont know "damn yesterday i benched 350" then they will be like "larry allen on the 49ers hit 700 hundred".
 
Jun 5, 2004
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lol i hate when that happens... also i used to have a friend who would try to jack my stories just to act cool, swear to god...

i remember i told him a story, some DETAILED ass shit about when i accidentaly smoked some weed that was laced wit pcp, i was like "yea my friend turned into like a monster and everything turned purple and green, and the walls started closing in on me"

well like a year later im chillin with him and a couple other homies and somebody brings up the same subject. and my frined goes "yea i remember i smoked some laced weed, it was crazy the walls started like closing in on me and everything turned purple and green"