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Listen You Fool: my night is ruined
ThaRippa2002: yo
Listen You Fool: man listen
Listen You Fool: i came home from work early cuz we got hella snow - so I'm like YES my day is going to RULE
ThaRippa2002: lol
Listen You Fool: Foreshadowing: My entire day is destroyed
Listen You Fool: remember that key point
ThaRippa2002: k
Listen You Fool: EVERY SINGLE THING which I attempted to do was ruined
Listen You Fool: or failed
Listen You Fool: I come home...pop in a wrestling tape I just got in the mail...and it's utter shit - one of the worst PPVs i've ever seen - and during the one good match on the tape (Jericho v.s. benoit) the idiot who recorded the PPV, which I payed for, switched the channel
Listen You Fool: so I'm watching fucking network tv he taped instead of the ppv
ThaRippa2002: lmao damn
Listen You Fool: I decide to take a nap before I watch Rock v.s. HHH iron man match - which is supposed to be a 60 minute classic - I don't know who won even though the match is 2 years old - I go online to take a quick look before I snooze - and it just so happens someone mentions on a wrestling board - that HHH wins
Listen You Fool: whoops - no NEED to watch now...so i take a nap...best sleep of my life until i wake up for NO REASON WHATSOEVER and was unable to go back to sleep
ThaRippa2002: damn
Listen You Fool: so I wake up...groggy, fuzzy, stomach aching...I decide to watch a movie and grab a couple slices of pizza - I LOVE bbq chicken pizza ever have it?
ThaRippa2002: nope
Listen You Fool: excellent...unfortunately the parlor had NONE so they recommended honey mustard brockely pizza....which was awful...it made me want to vomit
Listen You Fool: i go to the movie theatre - I hate watching movies in the theatre, and I know better - I make little oathes to myself sometimes - if I hate something, I vow never to do it again, even if I forget WHY i hate it, I remember my promise
Listen You Fool: I vowed a long time ago never to attend a movie in a theatre because people do nothing but talk through the good parts, laugh at unfunny parts, and generally affirm my hatred for mankind
ThaRippa2002: lol
Listen You Fool: so I BETRAY my promise because I'm so bored - I finish my horrible pizza out of sheer stubbornness - I'm thinking Two Towers is JUST about dead, out of theatres...it's only showing ONCE tonight in 1 theatre, out of 2 theatres...NOBODY will go see that, they all are seeing Fornicating Teenagers 3: Pure Nudity or Vampire Nigger 12: Uh huh
ThaRippa2002: hahahahaha
Listen You Fool: solid logic right? a movie EVERYONE saw, NO teenaged hip moron or ADD housewife will go see because the movie isn't hip anymore - so the sheep will flock to the other movies - PERFECT
Listen You Fool: I go to the theatre - 10 minutes late to purposely skip the hundred million previews and commercials...I buy my ticket which is 8.25 (which is 8.24 too much) - I enter the a theatre thinking I will have empty seats GALORE to choose from - darkness....
ThaRippa2002: lmao
Listen You Fool: my eyes adjust...I blink...
Listen You Fool: I WILL BE UTTERLY GOD DAMNED IF THE THEATRE WASN'T FILLED TO CAPACITY WITH PEOPLE WITH IQ LESS THAN SOUP
ThaRippa2002: hahaha
ThaRippa2002: thats terrible
Listen You Fool: they are already blabbering through the fucking previews (which were NOT FUCKING OVER AFTER 10 MINUTES) and I'm like, this is NOT a good sign
Listen You Fool: needless to say they ruined the whole goddamn movie...there's a scene - which was pretty cool...this forest has trees which guard it, called "antwerps" - and the talking trees can FUCK you up - and the hobbits are trying to get the trees to fight in the war - but the antwerps won't fight...but the hobbits trick the trees to fight by showing them how a forest got burned down
ThaRippa2002: yeah
Listen You Fool: but the WHOLE scene was ruined when the hobbits showed the trees the burned down forest and some fucking asshole brainless woman next to me has to say OUT LOUD to her husband "They are showing them the trees to get them to fight!"
ThaRippa2002: LOF
ThaRippa2002: frogs
Listen You Fool: WELL NO SHIT BITCH THIS ISN'T A FUCING MYSTERY - IT'S A STEP BY STEP STORY EASY TO FOLLOW ALONG
ThaRippa2002: haha
Listen You Fool: there's a REALLY cool scene where an elf flies onto a horse backwards - and someones laughed and said "That's fake" - NO REALLY - I THOUGHT GRAVITY DID INDEED BOW TO ELVES...AND THAT ELVES EXISTED
ThaRippa2002: hahaha
Listen You Fool: they ruined the whole entire movie...by the end of the movie I couldn't wait for it to fucking end - I wasted a looot of money tonight, I swear to god...I swear on ALL holiness - people next to me did something like cough and start to TALK WHILE THEY WERE COUGHING - you're so OBSESSED with ruining my movie by talking you have to overcome coughing to do it....
Listen You Fool: unbelievable
ThaRippa2002: damn
ThaRippa2002: well at least you can be happy we both got nominated for most entertaining character
Listen You Fool: I really will take a picture of myself eating out of the toilet bowl if it happens
ThaRippa2002: yo
Listen You Fool: man listen
Listen You Fool: i came home from work early cuz we got hella snow - so I'm like YES my day is going to RULE
ThaRippa2002: lol
Listen You Fool: Foreshadowing: My entire day is destroyed
Listen You Fool: remember that key point
ThaRippa2002: k
Listen You Fool: EVERY SINGLE THING which I attempted to do was ruined
Listen You Fool: or failed
Listen You Fool: I come home...pop in a wrestling tape I just got in the mail...and it's utter shit - one of the worst PPVs i've ever seen - and during the one good match on the tape (Jericho v.s. benoit) the idiot who recorded the PPV, which I payed for, switched the channel
Listen You Fool: so I'm watching fucking network tv he taped instead of the ppv
ThaRippa2002: lmao damn
Listen You Fool: I decide to take a nap before I watch Rock v.s. HHH iron man match - which is supposed to be a 60 minute classic - I don't know who won even though the match is 2 years old - I go online to take a quick look before I snooze - and it just so happens someone mentions on a wrestling board - that HHH wins
Listen You Fool: whoops - no NEED to watch now...so i take a nap...best sleep of my life until i wake up for NO REASON WHATSOEVER and was unable to go back to sleep
ThaRippa2002: damn
Listen You Fool: so I wake up...groggy, fuzzy, stomach aching...I decide to watch a movie and grab a couple slices of pizza - I LOVE bbq chicken pizza ever have it?
ThaRippa2002: nope
Listen You Fool: excellent...unfortunately the parlor had NONE so they recommended honey mustard brockely pizza....which was awful...it made me want to vomit
Listen You Fool: i go to the movie theatre - I hate watching movies in the theatre, and I know better - I make little oathes to myself sometimes - if I hate something, I vow never to do it again, even if I forget WHY i hate it, I remember my promise
Listen You Fool: I vowed a long time ago never to attend a movie in a theatre because people do nothing but talk through the good parts, laugh at unfunny parts, and generally affirm my hatred for mankind
ThaRippa2002: lol
Listen You Fool: so I BETRAY my promise because I'm so bored - I finish my horrible pizza out of sheer stubbornness - I'm thinking Two Towers is JUST about dead, out of theatres...it's only showing ONCE tonight in 1 theatre, out of 2 theatres...NOBODY will go see that, they all are seeing Fornicating Teenagers 3: Pure Nudity or Vampire Nigger 12: Uh huh
ThaRippa2002: hahahahaha
Listen You Fool: solid logic right? a movie EVERYONE saw, NO teenaged hip moron or ADD housewife will go see because the movie isn't hip anymore - so the sheep will flock to the other movies - PERFECT
Listen You Fool: I go to the theatre - 10 minutes late to purposely skip the hundred million previews and commercials...I buy my ticket which is 8.25 (which is 8.24 too much) - I enter the a theatre thinking I will have empty seats GALORE to choose from - darkness....
ThaRippa2002: lmao
Listen You Fool: my eyes adjust...I blink...
Listen You Fool: I WILL BE UTTERLY GOD DAMNED IF THE THEATRE WASN'T FILLED TO CAPACITY WITH PEOPLE WITH IQ LESS THAN SOUP
ThaRippa2002: hahaha
ThaRippa2002: thats terrible
Listen You Fool: they are already blabbering through the fucking previews (which were NOT FUCKING OVER AFTER 10 MINUTES) and I'm like, this is NOT a good sign
Listen You Fool: needless to say they ruined the whole goddamn movie...there's a scene - which was pretty cool...this forest has trees which guard it, called "antwerps" - and the talking trees can FUCK you up - and the hobbits are trying to get the trees to fight in the war - but the antwerps won't fight...but the hobbits trick the trees to fight by showing them how a forest got burned down
ThaRippa2002: yeah
Listen You Fool: but the WHOLE scene was ruined when the hobbits showed the trees the burned down forest and some fucking asshole brainless woman next to me has to say OUT LOUD to her husband "They are showing them the trees to get them to fight!"
ThaRippa2002: LOF
ThaRippa2002: frogs
Listen You Fool: WELL NO SHIT BITCH THIS ISN'T A FUCING MYSTERY - IT'S A STEP BY STEP STORY EASY TO FOLLOW ALONG
ThaRippa2002: haha
Listen You Fool: there's a REALLY cool scene where an elf flies onto a horse backwards - and someones laughed and said "That's fake" - NO REALLY - I THOUGHT GRAVITY DID INDEED BOW TO ELVES...AND THAT ELVES EXISTED
ThaRippa2002: hahaha
Listen You Fool: they ruined the whole entire movie...by the end of the movie I couldn't wait for it to fucking end - I wasted a looot of money tonight, I swear to god...I swear on ALL holiness - people next to me did something like cough and start to TALK WHILE THEY WERE COUGHING - you're so OBSESSED with ruining my movie by talking you have to overcome coughing to do it....
Listen You Fool: unbelievable
ThaRippa2002: damn
ThaRippa2002: well at least you can be happy we both got nominated for most entertaining character
Listen You Fool: I really will take a picture of myself eating out of the toilet bowl if it happens
