peace tea

[M BUTCHER 206]

i bought the yellow can thinking it was an arizona iced tea, in some kinda themed cans, WRONG. it was gross. goddamn hippies ruining everything

 

[Defy]

I picked one up today thinking it was arizona and was like "oh, wonder what kind of arizona it is.....wait, it doesn't say arizona.....let me just put that back.....there's the arizona"

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

if only i had the time to carefully scrutinize my purchase, i wouldnt be in this mess

 

[6nate]

Ur right. Fucking hippies do ruin everything.

 

[fillyacup]

 

[Hood06]

gotta love that peace tea, it lets you do this

 

[Defy]

My dad is a hippie. I'm pretty sure I can out-smoke him, but I'm sure he can out-any-other-drug me

 

[Nebulizah]

You see that missing middle finger?

He stuck it so far up your momma that it busted off in her small intestine.

Fuck you for hatin on hippies.














you wouldn't catch me drinkin no fuckin "peace tea" tho... if it don't say "Arizona" and come 2 for $1 then I aint about it

 

[sizlamik]

Damn 2 for $1, wheres that at?

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lol i remember it was 4/1$ at the dollar store cause no one used to buy that shit

that was like hmm, 10 yrs ago?

same thing with surge 4 / 1$

 

[daluvlymel]

if it has a peace sign on it then why you buying it, lolz

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

it looks like arizona and i just grabbed it cause any can of arizona ive tasted is coo and i wasnt looking for any flavor, and its a dollar so i just drop the dollar and split before people found out i left work

it wasnt until later that i realized to my horror and dismay there were a bunch of hippie douchebags throwing up peace signs and tearing down the berlin wall on the can

let this thread stand as a lesson, when choosing a beverage realize that apathetic recklessness will lead you into the same tragic fate as me, and if you only slow down you will be rewarded, as defy was

 

[daluvlymel]

it looks like arizona and i just grabbed it cause any can of arizona ive tasted is coo and i wasnt looking for any flavor, and its a dollar so i just drop the dollar and split before people found out i left work

it wasnt until later that i realized to my horror and dismay there were a bunch of hippie douchebags throwing up peace signs and tearing down the berlin wall on the can

haha...omg! that sux! i wonder if they all taste like crap?

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

well if they all use sucralose as sweetener like the can i had to throw away then yes, they will taste like crap

"Peace Tea is whatever you want it to be," says the brand's official Web site, which is festooned with peace signs. Peace Tea "stands for social obligation, social awareness, benevolence, compassion and soul. It can, in the form of a mere liquid, be your own form of poetry, art, music, philosophy, belief system."

*projectile vomits*

 

[BASEDVATO]

^ they forgot to add that they are a corporation out to make a big profit, and take some Arizona market-share



I hate when company's try to act like they aint for profit... thats goal #1... you make sugar water, not liquid poetry - damn fruitcakes