OLDIE BUT A gOODIE, ENJOY................
> >The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.
> >One
> >day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young
> >lady
> >of
> >his
> >congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend
> >wasn't
> >happy.
> >He
> >walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to
> >the
> >woman.
> >
> >"Mrs. Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a
> >member
> >of
> >my
> >congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
> > > "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
> >When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave
> >back
> >and
> >forth. The reverend realized that she'd had far too much to
> > > drink
> >and
> >grabbed
> >her arms to steady her.
> >
> >When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the
> > > > floor.
> >After
> >rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top
> > > of
> >Mrs.
> >Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
> >
> >The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have
> > > any
> > > of
> >that
> >carrying on in this pub."
> >The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you
> >don't
> >understand,
> >I'm Pastor Flapps."
> >The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in,
> >you
> >might
> >as
> >well finish."
> >The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.
> >One
> >day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young
> >lady
> >of
> >his
> >congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend
> >wasn't
> >happy.
> >He
> >walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to
> >the
> >woman.
> >
> >"Mrs. Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a
> >member
> >of
> >my
> >congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
> > > "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
> >When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave
> >back
> >and
> >forth. The reverend realized that she'd had far too much to
> > > drink
> >and
> >grabbed
> >her arms to steady her.
> >
> >When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the
> > > > floor.
> >After
> >rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top
> > > of
> >Mrs.
> >Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
> >
> >The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oi Mate, we won't have
> > > any
> > > of
> >that
> >carrying on in this pub."
> >The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you
> >don't
> >understand,
> >I'm Pastor Flapps."
> >The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in,
> >you
> >might
> >as
> >well finish."
