Passing a Lie Detector Test!

[SplitPersons_00]

Here’s some info I will pass to you that I learned in the Marine Corp. Some R&S (recon and surveillance) shit!!

If you ever are given a lie detector test, for every question that you are asked you will need pucker your ass when answering the questions. Make sure that you pucker up for every answer or it wont work..

By puckering your ass you will send a current through your body that will make every answer come back inconclusive.. Therefore you will pass everytime.

 

[Deep Thought]

So sucking your farts in will get you off?

 

[SplitPersons_00]

yup.. sounds funny but very true!

 

[LaKeRzz8]

does sound very funny lol

 

[Deep Thought]

yup.. sounds funny but very true!

Must be kinda hard to look honest when your face looks like this though...

After a while, all you can do is nod, eh?

 

[LaKeRzz8]

lmfao.. wtf ??? lmfao

 

[SplitPersons_00]

Must be kinda hard to look honest when your face looks like this though...

After a while, all you can do is nod, eh?

lol... thats funny.. but if you look like that it's a personal issue.. just keep this post in mind if you are ever faced with a situation!

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

LMMFAO!!!^~209~

 

[WA_State_Reppin]

Fuck all I did was take some morphine and smoke a little bud, fuck suckin through yo ass

 

[SplitPersons_00]

ass sucker!

^^^^hmmm.. somehow I dont beleive that one! you might get taken in for drug abuse also! and if you can suck through your ass you need some real HELP!!