Let me set the scene for you sicc people. I was at the ripe old age of 20 and my friends and I had headed down to California for the Rose Bowl. It would be four fun filled days of days of drinking and hanging out with friends who I had not seen in awhile. The hotel we were staying at was having parties with other hotels for all the visiting folks who came to cheer on their team.
Our first night there my mates and I grabbed a couple of twelve packs of suds and a bottle of Jager, which we were keeping in a cooler in our room. The hotel we stayed at was set up so you enter your room from the outside balcony. We grabbed the chairs in our room and took them out to the outside area and started drinking like we had cancer and beer/Jager was the cure.
More and more people in the hotel were doing this and finally the party started. I had spied these two girls walking around together and they came up and started talking to me. Great that mean they are already drunk which means more luck for me. I at one point thought to get one of my pals to be my wing but soon discovered that maybe I did not need one. While talking to the girls they had invited me up to their hotel room.
"YES"! That is all I could think. Was I about to realize the dream that all 20-year-old men dream about but few dare to live? As we headed up to there room they just giggling and touching me. I was getting more and more confident about my skills with the opposite sex.
That was my first mistake.
Well sicc friends this as they say is where the plot thickens. As I walked into the room I noticed duck tape and a blindfold. I was curious but the alcohol in my system kept me from over thinking it and kept me focus on the two girls stripping in front of me. This was very nice. I could not believe two sexy women wanted me to be the meat in their sex sandwich. I would never get chicks like this at home.
Wait a minute. My brain finally decided to join the party. My mind was racing.
Brain: This isn't right.
Dick: What the fuck are you saying? This is what we have been dreaming about for years!
Brian: Dude we are with two chicks way too good for us and we have no idea what that duck tape and blindfold are for.
Dick: It's nothing lets get butt naked and get perverted.
Brain: I say wait this one out dude.
I then made a choice that I had never made before. I listened to my brain instead of my dick. May not sound impressing but for a drunken 20-year-old young college man that is almost unheard of.
Well the girls made some drinks and set them down. They then said they needed to use the bathroom. I could hear whispering in the bathroom. Then I heard a male whisper. What the fuck? This is not good. I look at my drink and decide to switch it with one of the girl's drinks. They come back out and sit on my lap trying to get all fresh with me and drinking their drinks. About twenty minutes of one of the girls getting belligerent and later she passed out. The other looks at me in horror and screamed "Tony"!!
At this moment a seven foot giant came out of the bathroom wearing a black leather thong and on of those leather masks with a zipper on the mouth. He looked down and looked at me and came running. I got up and ran out the door but he was still following me into the night. I was screaming like a little girl who just saw a spider in her room.
ME: HOLY SHIT!! SHIT!!!
Right at that point the door to my hotel room opened and one of my friends peeked his head around the door and saw the horrible site behind me.
Friend: Shark move your ass!!!
I dove into my room and he shut the door. We could here the guy the guy banging on the door and his muffle screaming. Two of my other friends grabbed empty beer bottles to beat the guy with but he finally just ran back to his room and 30 minutes later we heard a car screech off into the night.
Moral of the story siccness. If it seems too good to be true then there is a seven-foot tall freak waiting to fuck you in the ass.
Our first night there my mates and I grabbed a couple of twelve packs of suds and a bottle of Jager, which we were keeping in a cooler in our room. The hotel we stayed at was set up so you enter your room from the outside balcony. We grabbed the chairs in our room and took them out to the outside area and started drinking like we had cancer and beer/Jager was the cure.
More and more people in the hotel were doing this and finally the party started. I had spied these two girls walking around together and they came up and started talking to me. Great that mean they are already drunk which means more luck for me. I at one point thought to get one of my pals to be my wing but soon discovered that maybe I did not need one. While talking to the girls they had invited me up to their hotel room.
"YES"! That is all I could think. Was I about to realize the dream that all 20-year-old men dream about but few dare to live? As we headed up to there room they just giggling and touching me. I was getting more and more confident about my skills with the opposite sex.
That was my first mistake.
Well sicc friends this as they say is where the plot thickens. As I walked into the room I noticed duck tape and a blindfold. I was curious but the alcohol in my system kept me from over thinking it and kept me focus on the two girls stripping in front of me. This was very nice. I could not believe two sexy women wanted me to be the meat in their sex sandwich. I would never get chicks like this at home.
Wait a minute. My brain finally decided to join the party. My mind was racing.
Brain: This isn't right.
Dick: What the fuck are you saying? This is what we have been dreaming about for years!
Brian: Dude we are with two chicks way too good for us and we have no idea what that duck tape and blindfold are for.
Dick: It's nothing lets get butt naked and get perverted.
Brain: I say wait this one out dude.
I then made a choice that I had never made before. I listened to my brain instead of my dick. May not sound impressing but for a drunken 20-year-old young college man that is almost unheard of.
Well the girls made some drinks and set them down. They then said they needed to use the bathroom. I could hear whispering in the bathroom. Then I heard a male whisper. What the fuck? This is not good. I look at my drink and decide to switch it with one of the girl's drinks. They come back out and sit on my lap trying to get all fresh with me and drinking their drinks. About twenty minutes of one of the girls getting belligerent and later she passed out. The other looks at me in horror and screamed "Tony"!!
At this moment a seven foot giant came out of the bathroom wearing a black leather thong and on of those leather masks with a zipper on the mouth. He looked down and looked at me and came running. I got up and ran out the door but he was still following me into the night. I was screaming like a little girl who just saw a spider in her room.
ME: HOLY SHIT!! SHIT!!!
Right at that point the door to my hotel room opened and one of my friends peeked his head around the door and saw the horrible site behind me.
Friend: Shark move your ass!!!
I dove into my room and he shut the door. We could here the guy the guy banging on the door and his muffle screaming. Two of my other friends grabbed empty beer bottles to beat the guy with but he finally just ran back to his room and 30 minutes later we heard a car screech off into the night.
Moral of the story siccness. If it seems too good to be true then there is a seven-foot tall freak waiting to fuck you in the ass.