parents with embarrassing ocupations

[Tooper]

whut if your dad was like an elvis impersonater.that'd suck.

whut would be embarrassing to you?

 

[MansonMinded]

damn howd u think of that lol,
if my dad was the guy who stands on the side of the road with one of those giant realestate Arrow shaped signs waving it all day
lol
that would suck to drive by him all day long

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

a fucken elvis impersonater sure the fuck is better then a fucken dead beat dad who fucken ain't even got a fucken job so he can't even fucken pay child support, but he fucken somehow manages to be fucken drunk every fucken day ain't that a fucken bitch.

:dead:

 

[-TiM C-]

^real bhop.

 

[Juan Million]

My dad's a toilet cleaner at Ryan's Steakhouse.

 

[-TiM C-]

my dad sells lumber.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

it would suck if your dad was a crossing guard

 

[ConnDemned]

my dad WAS a crossing gaurd, in like the 3rd grade, but now he collects welfare

 

[BornSin]

I think the most embarrasing would be if your dad was a male stripper.

 

[Deep Thought]

My dad picks lettuce.

 

[Young AKayser]

I think the most embarrasing would be if your dad was a male stripper.

or a pornostar

 

[Blight]

Mine wrote for the paper and we played a lot of board games.

 

[MiStA SwErV-On]

or a pornostar

i would give my pops props if he was a pornstar.

 

[Young AKayser]

Haha!
I can imagine it now.
Sitting in the living room with a couple of friends watching my Daddy fucking a fine ass bitch on DVD. lol

But shits getting serious if he starts doing gay porn. OH COY!

 

[MiStA SwErV-On]

if he started doin fag porn i'd disown that mufucca. lol

 

[Miz X RaiDeD]

my dad is in the army and scares everyone away.

 

[Tooper]

damn howd u think of that lol,
if my dad was the guy who stands on the side of the road with one of those giant realestate Arrow shaped signs waving it all day
lol
that would suck to drive by him all day long

i know huh?i once seen a lady dressed up in a flower costume doing that one day.i felt bad for her.

but about the idea.i've been watching vegas stuff lately and i always think thats hella embarassing being an elvis empersonater.