*Acceptance Speech*
(Clears throat)
Oh wow! I really wasn't expecting this. This is such a surprise! Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would get an award for roasting somebody. What an honor! I have a few people I'd like to thank, if I could.
*Takes out piece of paper*
First off, I gotta thank God, for without him NOTHING IS POSSIBLE! Shoutout to Roloc who was the Sicc Genius behind the OG 91Siccness.com. Shoutout to Coop who took over the reins and has been runnin' shit since Roloc's departure. GOOD SHIT COOP! Shoutout to all the Breh-Goons and Goonettes who've come and gone; even those who may pop in from time to time for the occasional post or two, just to let us know that they're still around and haven't forgotten us. To all my current Breh-Goons and Goonettes who've made such roastings a success, THANK YOU!
Gotta thank my mom and dad because well, without them, I wouldn't even be here (DUH). Last, but certainly not least BUTT PAIN JUNKIES! Where would I draw inspiration had it not been for such a DICK RIDIN', JIZZ GARGLIN', NON-RAPPIN' ASS, SHIT BURGER? Your pathetic existance on the Sicc and in life give me the motivation and the drive to roast muthafuckaz like you! FAG! Make yourself useful and knockout that "song" already PENIS BREATH!