So I think I'm the last person in america to have never owned a cell phone. For some strange reason I've resisted the idea- something about the phone companies and the billions of dollars they rip off from people. Also it seems like there was just this instant wave, like a fad, of everyone rushing out to get the new cool phone. Wow, my phone takes pictures. That's nothing; mine can take 15 second video clips. Oh yeah? Mine can shoot poisoned ninja darts out of the antenna.