OUCH..KIDNEY STONES.

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FatBlunts209

2 SWISHERS = 1 BLUNT
Feb 21, 2008
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damn i done really seen it all..today one of the homies from work got it all bad..this dude weighs about 350 he a coo ass dude everyone always fuck with him cuz he takes shits on every break and lunch constantly eating pizza hella shit everyday..well today we had our lil start up meeting and this nigga was sweating like its july rocking back and forth and my boy was like boss i dont think hes feeling to ggod and we all looked he was holding his dick area saying it hurts it hurts,we all like what the fuck u mean then he droped to his knees hella screaming and crying so they called an ambulance and took him come to find out he has kidney stones and they can come out of your dick.i heard they can be the size of marbles so imagine trying to piss out a marble and no telling how many..hes gonna be off work for at least 3 months he getting surgery done..man thats some painful shit to go through,i heard you get those from eating junk food drinking hella sodas,think about the foods you eat more seriously cuz i am if you could only hear the pain in his yells and voice sounded like he was gettin burned alive and shit..
 
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drewski.kalonji

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yeah i heard that the worst part too is when the minerals are going thru the urinary tract in your pelvis. i guess if they are a few millimeters they can really tear your insides up. My friend had some and said he was pissing blood and in extroadinary pain.

Kidney stones are one of the very few instances I think I would start taking painkillers or opiates for relief.
 
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i had em once and it was nothing nice!! Not as bad as your coworker, but it was just a normal day 'bout 10 years ago, I was on the bus christmas break from college and I start getting an intense pain in my side... I was laid up for about 5 days zooted on opiates but still very uncomfortable. Thank god no surgery or anything like that, i got better but wooooow, talk about intense pain. :dead: my xmas break was fukked.
 
Mar 25, 2005
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I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE STONE I PASSED WHEN I WAS YOUNGER......I WAS IN CRAZY PAIN FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND WHEN I PISSED THAT SHIT OUT AND KEPT PISSIN BLOOD FOR A DAY IS WHEN I DECIDED TO GO TO THE DOCS...JUST FOR THEM TO TELL ME THAT I HAD PASSED IT ALREADY AND I WAS GOOD..
 
May 6, 2002
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Feels like someone stabbed you and is moving the knife around.

I had one a long time ago.
I woke up at 7am thinking I had to take a dump, but I didn't. I paced back and forth for a couple minutes, then went and told my Mom as calmly as I could "I need to go to the hospital". I had no clue what was happening, I thought my Appendix burst for all I knew. So I slowly crawled down the stairs, barely got my shoes on, and crawled into the car. Got a scan at the ER and they said it was a kidney stone. Straight painful.
 
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theres some stones out there much bigger than a marble. one in particular called, rhino-something. it basically covers up all of your bladder.