Opposite Sex....Lets fight!!!!!!!!!

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Sicc OG
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Since the Dug has been so quite latley I thought what would be better to get the pulses going than a good old fashion battle of the sex's. List your own CONS of the opposite sex.

1.) Flat out LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woman are full of shit.

2.) Why is it cause I have a dick, that I have to work 24/7 while you can be a house wife, and not do shit all day?????? Fuck that.

3.) Woman and there lie's again "your the only one I'm seeing right now I swear" I dont give a fuck ho, no need to lie to me about it I ain't your man.

4.) Woman always talking this and that about guys in bad, when half of ya'll lye there like dead fish. If I wanted to fuck a coarpse I would go to the cemetery.

5.) Some woman do need to dush.

6.) If you dont suck dick, lick, balls, swallow tha jizz, and tea bag my shit I ain't muff diving, carpet munching, or licking any pearl tounge. PERIOD.

7.) When you 1st introduce your new lady to your boys they wont say nothing but whats up or nice to meet you. But woman oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your ugly ass, fat over wieght, peigion, ross shoping ass be like "You better treat her good" "You better not hurt her" etc etc etc etc......... I ain't done shit to your girl get to know me before you judge me shit!!!!!!!!!

Oh the list will go on....................

Your friendly MODESTO city native AODSTA.......For LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Sicc OG
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Cool things about being a man

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from
getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices
your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make
emergency crotch a
adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're
talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the
passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy
for hours without ever
thinking ''He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the
same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more
than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a
bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color,
all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
relatives, on
December 24th, in minutes
37. The world is your urinal.

Ten Things men know for sure about women.

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10. They have breasts.
 
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Sicc OG
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMFAO..................Comedy

More from me

1.) If a man lets his lady go out with the girls, he lets her be. But if your man goes out with the boys......Now woman ya'll be stalking your man, and to thinkin the plot you will bring one of your girls with you to help you spy. Be sittin in your car down the street actin like tha PO PO n shyt, night vision, binocular's, infared camara, phone tap's ( like like are ass's are smart when you know the code to our voice mail half the time ) etc.......

2.) A man wont go out, and eat a bitch out, then come home and kiss his lady. But a female will go out suck a dick, lick balls, tea bag, swallow the jizz ,and then come home and proceed to make out with her man for hours. THATS FUCKIN DIRTEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh the list will go on....................

Your friendly MODESTO city native AODSTA.......For LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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SINNCERLYSINN

Sicc OG
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lmmfao,but i feel your discus wit these triffl'n ass bitches....but there is.....

some real ones out there look at what jesse's got folcx,they hard to find...dont trip an let it go folcx....they say when your not look'n you find one..........im focuse'd on my music you should be to
an then we would have much more finish'd!!!!!!!! lmfao jus given you a hard time folcx.......stay foccused cuzz the yamps will cum!!!
sacrafice.....dont let the past fucc up the future cuzz!!!!!

sinncerly sinn
 
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