Online relationships......Interesting IM's

[mustynutz]

VictimX12: Hi can I please ask a question ?
Evil_Sarah: Sure.
VictimX12: thank you
VictimX12: do you work in Vegas
Evil_Sarah: What do you mean, "Work"?
VictimX12: I mean as a masseuse .......can you arrange in-call ?
VictimX12: I hope that is not too forward
Evil_Sarah: I am an entertainer/masseuse I do house calls with a special suprise.
VictimX12: special surprise ??
Evil_Sarah: You heard me. A special suprise.
VictimX12: are you a TS ?
Evil_Sarah:Am I a tease?
VictimX12: no I meant transexual
Evil_Sarah: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
VictimX12: I appoligize
Evil_Sarah: You think I look like a man?
VictimX12: no no
Evil_Sarah: You think that's funny? You asshole.
VictimX12: no im sorry
VictimX12: i thought you meant the surprise part
VictimX12: can you please explain
VictimX12: or give me a clue
Evil_Sarah: Are you into that kind of thing?
VictimX12: no way
VictimX12: not me
VictimX12: I am sooo conservative
Evil_Sarah: I have to tell you, that really hurt my feelings.
VictimX12: again I appoligize
Evil_Sarah: Try saying some shit like that while I'm massaging you and see what happens.
Evil_Sarah: You'll lose a fucking eye. Understand?
VictimX12: calm down. I said i was sorry
Evil_Sarah: I can probably bench more than you can, but I am ALL female.
Evil_Sarah: With a beautiful veluptuous figure and a friendly fucking personality, you little piece of crap.
VictimX12: I am just confused about the surprise
Evil_Sarah: I've got to go. I don't think I want to talk to you anymore.
VictimX12: I'm sorry. It was just a misunderstanding.
VictimX12: what is your special suprise
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. I dont' know if I want to tell you about it.
VictimX12: please.
Evil_Sarah: Have you now, or have you ever been, associated with any law enforcement agency?
VictimX12: what?
Evil_Sarah: Answer the question, little man!
Evil_Sarah: Have you now, or have you ever been, associated with any law enforcement agency?
VictimX12: are you kidding. is this the suprise?
Evil_Sarah: ANSWER ME!
VictimX12: ok. no
VictimX12: hello?
VictimX12: no no i'm not or haven't
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
Evil_Sarah: Sorry about that.
Evil_Sarah: But a girl can't bee too careful these days.
VictimX12: so now will you tell me?
Evil_Sarah: God, i'm so embarrassed. I just started doing it a few weeks ago.
VictimX12: please tell me. I can't stand the waiting
Evil_Sarah: Ok. But you have to promise not to tell anyone, ok?
VictimX12: ok. i promise
Evil_Sarah: The special suprise is that after the massage...
VictimX12: yes
Evil_Sarah: I masturbate my clients with my feet.
VictimX12: oh cool
VictimX12: now I see
VictimX12: love it
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, then they pull my hair and tell me I'm a dirty little farm goat.
VictimX12: I like that.
Evil_Sarah: I have to use my feet because my hands are just too hard now.
VictimX12: what?
Evil_Sarah: My hands. They're kind of rough and calloused.
Evil_Sarah: From my bricklaying job.
VictimX12: do you wear stockings
VictimX12: your bricklaying job?
Evil_Sarah: No. I wear sweat socks. I like to work out first. Most guys like that.
VictimX12: no way
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. Way.
Evil_Sarah: Do you like strap-on's?
VictimX12: no . I don';t think so.
Evil_Sarah: I like to do that too. I'm pretty good at it, actually.
Evil_Sarah: I can get a grown man all balled up in the corner, crying.
VictimX12: wow
VictimX12: that is wild
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, then I slap them in the forehead with my purple-monster, and yell, "Who's your mommy!"
VictimX12: wow
Evil_Sarah: Yeah... Wow.
Evil_Sarah: So, are you coming to Las Vegas?
VictimX12: killer
VictimX12: yes
Evil_Sarah: Are those the only words you know? 'cool', 'no way', and 'yes'?
VictimX12: yup
Evil_Sarah: Do pregnant girls excite you?
VictimX12: silly
Evil_Sarah: Have you ever had a girl stick a popcicle in your ass while giving you head before?
VictimX12: no way
Evil_Sarah: 'No way', as in , 'No way, i'm not interested in that'; or 'No way' as in, 'No way! That sounds like a lot of fun!'.
VictimX12: not interested
Evil_Sarah: I like to see my men in diapers too. have you ever worn a diaper before?
VictimX12: nope
Evil_Sarah: Did you see my picture?
Evil_Sarah: I have nudes ones too. How about you?
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: Is it ok for me to put you on my buddy list?
VictimX12: why
Evil_Sarah: I thought that since we were hitting it off so well you'd want me to.
VictimX12: silly
Evil_Sarah: You mean 'silly' as in, "it was silly of me to think that", or as in "God damn. I sure am one silly fucking monosylabic idiot".
Evil_Sarah: Cause I'm thinking more along the lines of the second one.
Evil_Sarah: Hello? You still there?
Evil_Sarah: You know it's hard to have a conversation with someone who only replies with one word answers every time.
Evil_Sarah: How about showing just a tiny bit of effort? Ok, jackass?
VictimX12: bye
Evil_Sarah: Is english your first language...cause I have to be honest...
Evil_Sarah: I'm having a hard fucking time feeling comfortable about giving you a massage.
Evil_Sarah: I'm going to need a little more conversation before I can jack you off with my size 13 feet.
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: That's a MEN's size 13 too, honey.
VictimX12: <<has logged out>>
Evil_Sarah: Jerk.

 

[mustynutz]

cheezedawg: Are you the one having trouble finding work?
cruzingurl82: Yes
cruzingurl82: why?
cheezedawg: just curious. I had the same problem a couple months back
cruzingurl82: are you from this area?
cheezedawg: not really. But I'm close by.
cruzingurl82: oh
cheezedawg: what do you do?
cruzingurl82: right now i'd do anything
cheezedawg: oh really?
cheezedawg: do you mean that?
cruzingurl82: you aren't some sick pervert are you?
cheezedawg: yes. why do you ask?
cruzingurl82: sorry I don't do that
cheezedawg: do what?
cruzingurl82: I have my self respect
cruzingurl82: prostitute
cheezedawg: WOAH!
cheezedawg: back up here
cheezedawg: I didn't offer you any money
cruzingurl82: so what do you want?
cheezedawg: to help
cruzingurl82: how?
cheezedawg: Can you commute to work?
cruzingurl82: yes but not that far.
cheezedawg: How about Dover? That's not too far.
cheezedawg: I can get you a job in Dover.
cruzingurl82: probally, but I'd like something closer.
cruzingurl82: what kind of job is it?
cheezedawg: Modeling
cruzingurl82: I tried that once.
cruzingurl82: wait a minute
cruzingurl82: you don't mean nude modeling do you?
cheezedawg: I know some model chicks in Dover that can hook you up.
cruzingurl82: please don't say that
cheezedawg: say what?
cruzingurl82: model chicks
cheezedawg: What's wrong with "Model Chicks"?
cruzingurl82: Well, its not very politically correct
cheezedawg: Ok then
cheezedawg: Female fashion represenatives.
cheezedawg: better?
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: much
cruzingurl82: I almost got into the field once before
cruzingurl82: I got scared and backed out
cheezedawg: what field? A baseball field?
cruzingurl82: NOOOO! LOL
cruzingurl82: Female fashion as you call it.
cheezedawg: what stopped you? Are you ugly?
cruzingurl82: NO!
cruzingurl82: I'm very cute
cruzingurl82: at least I think so.
cheezedawg: Show me
cruzingurl82: I don't even know your name
cheezedawg: It's Johnny
cruzingurl82: last name?
cheezedawg: Cheesedog
cruzingurl82: Cheesedog???
cheezedawg: Yes ma'am.
cruzingurl82: weird
cheezedawg: Yeah I know
cruzingurl82: What do you do Johnny?
cheezedawg: I haul dead bodies around
cruzingurl82: stop please
cheezedawg: Oops I forgot.
cheezedawg: I'm a transportation coordinator for the living impaired.
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: You're funny
cheezedawg: Am I? Gee thanks
cruzingurl82: I meant you're a funny guy
cheezedawg: Yes I've been told that before.
cruzingurl82: What do you really do?
cheezedawg: Ummmmm haul dead bodies around?
cheezedawg: HELLO??!!??
cruzingurl82: Are you serious?
cheezedawg: Sure as anything else
cruzingurl82: You work for a cemetary?
cheezedawg: We prefer to call it a resting ground for the breathing impaired.
cruzingurl82: LMAOOOO
cruzingurl82: You are a riot!
cheezedawg: And I'm sexy too!
cruzingurl82: I bet
cheezedawg: I am
cruzingurl82: You should be a comedian.
cheezedawg: Perhaps one day I will be.
cruzingurl82: do you have a picture?
cheezedawg: I have many
cruzingurl82: Can I see it?
cheezedawg: On one condition.
cheezedawg: hello???
cruzingurl82: What?
cheezedawg: I said I'll show you on one condition
cruzingurl82: What's that?
cheezedawg: I get to see yours.
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: You first
cruzingurl82: Why do I have to be first?
cheezedawg: cause one of us has to be first.
cruzingurl82: why not you?
cheezedawg: Are we gonna play fifth grade games or are you gonna send it?
cruzingurl82: Okay hold your horses.
cheezedawg: *holding*
cheezedawg: *still holding*
cruzingurl82: here ya go *PIC*
cheezedawg: Looking.....
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: Holy shit! This is really you?
cruzingurl82: yes
cheezedawg: *hands you a carrot*
cruzingurl82: what is that suppose to be?
cheezedawg: nothing
cheezedawg: so Whats up Doc?
cheezedawg: Daffy been giving you trouble lately?
cruzingurl82: what are you talking about?
cruzingurl82: are you gonna send me your picture now?
cheezedawg: Sure.
cheezedawg: Hey! I just thought of a great job for you!
cruzingurl82: Whats that?
cheezedawg: Working at a bar! You could make mad money!
cruzingurl82: I don't know how to bartend
cheezedawg: Nooooooo not as a bartender
cheezedawg: excuse me.... alcoholic beverage dispenser.
cruzingurl82: LOL Then what?
cheezedawg: Check this out
cheezedawg: You stand behind the bar while the bartender takes the orders.
cheezedawg: When a customer orders a beer you open your mouth...
cruzingurl82: I'm confused
cheezedawg: Then the bartender takes the beer....
cheezedawg: And pops the cap off on your two buck teeth!
cheezedawg: Everyone goes home happy!
cruzingurl82: fuck off
cheezedawg: I'm just trying to help you sweety
cheezedawg: I know how hard it is to get work
cruzingurl82: so you make fun of me?
cheezedawg: I wasn't making fun of you
cruzingurl82: yes you were
cheezedawg: If I was making fun of you, I'd have told you to go get a job chewing through telephones with those things
cruzingurl82: FUCK YOU!
cruzingurl82: FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheezedawg: I'm on a roll now.
cheezedawg: How about you suck my dick you buck: toothed whore?
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I meant "dentally challenged Vaginal sales represenative"
cruzingurl82: Eat shit and die loser
cruzingurl82: I don't need to floss right now with your little prick you fucking LOSER!
cheezedawg: You'd need more than mine dick for that.
cheezedawg: Maybe a thick rope or a heavy metal chain....
cruzingurl82: I'm putting you on ignore
cheezedawg: Don't leave yet!
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I really want to help you find a job.
cheezedawg: Maybe you could use your teeth to pierce people's ears or something.
cheezedawg: One good CHOMP is all it should take

 

[mustynutz]

victimx_22: How evil are you Sarah?
evil_sarah: What?
victimx_22: I'd like to do somethgn evile with you.
evil_sarah: Sex on your mind, huh?
victimx_22: Always lol
victimx_22: Why are you horny?
evil_sarah: Always lol
victimx_22: LOL
victimx_22: cute
evil_sarah: So are you gonna fuck me or what?
victimx_22: Sure. You got a picture?
evil_sarah: Yeah but you don't want it
victimx_22: Why?
evil_sarah: Its all choppy. I scanned it wrong.
victimx_22: Can you scan another one?
evil_sarah: My scanner is broken.
evil_sarah: Do you have one?
victimx_22: Yes. I'll send it.
victimx_22: *Pic*
evil_sarah: Not bad at all.
victimx_22: Well what do you look like then?
victimx_22: If you don't mind me asking
evil_sarah: You know Ester Rolle from "Good Times"?
victimx_22: Yeah
evil_sarah: I look like her.
evil_sarah: Are you there?
victimx_22: No thanks.
victimx_22: I don't fuck niggers
evil_sarah: What the?
evil_sarah: You racist piece of shit.
evil_sarah: I'm hispanic.
victimx_22: The mother from Good Times isn't hispanic
evil_sarah: So?
victimx_22: and she's a fat ass
evil_sarah: I AM NOT FAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
victimx_22: Then how the hell do you look like Ester Rolle?
victimx_22: Are you gonna answer me?
evil_sarah: Sorry. I've got irratable bowel syndrome.
evil_sarah: I had to clean something off of my carpet.
victimx_22: FUCKING SICK!
evil_sarah: Don't worry about it hunny. I won't get any on you.
evil_sarah: Taco Bell puts a beating on my ass.
victimx_22: That is so gross
evil_sarah: I can still suck your cock.
victimx_22: I'm not so sure
evil_sarah: Come on. I thought you were horny.
victimx_22: Why not. Go for it.
evil_sarah: OK!
evil_sarah: You ready?
victimx_22: yep
evil_sarah: I slowly unzip your pants.
evil_sarah: I feel your loins harden between my fingers.
evil_sarah: I gently free your manhood from your pants.
victimx_22: Yeah baby
evil_sarah: Squatting down on my kness to kiss you.
evil_sarah: Mmmmm you taste good.
evil_sarah: FUCK!
evil_sarah: Hang on.
victimx_22: Mmmmmmmm
evil_sarah: Gotta hit the bathroom again.
victimx_22: What happened?
victimx_22: Don't stop now
evil_sarah: Ok I'm back
evil_sarah: God damn diarrhea.
victimx_22: Almost there. Keep going.
evil_sarah: Ok. I slowly glide you inside my tight mouth.
evil_sarah: I begin to stroke you inside my mouth.
evil_sarah: You can feel my soft tongue on your member.
victimx_22: mmmmmmmmm yesssss
evil_sarah: I reach down and play with my cock.
evil_sarah: Just rolling my balls in my hand while I suck you
victimx_22: Mmmmmm almosttttt
evil_sarah: I begin to jack off while I give you head.
evil_sarah: I feel you throbbing in me.
victimx_22: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
evil_sarah: I wanna taste your..... what's wrong?
victimx_22: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR COCK?!?
evil_sarah: What? Can't I get myself off too?
victimx_22: YOU'RE A FUCKING GUY!????!!!
evil_sarah: Yeah. Whats the problem?
victimx_22: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'M GONNA KIL YER GAY ASS!
evil_sarah: Look man. I'm sorry.
evil_sarah: It's the Taco Bell I had.
evil_sarah: It normally doesn't smell that way
victimx_22: FUCK THAT SHIT! I AINT GAY YOU FUCKING QUEER!
evil_sarah: Well, you just came from a blowjob from another guy/
evil_sarah: So you must be half gay.
victimx_22: NO I DIDNT THANK GOD!
evil_sarah: So if you did cum, that would have made you gay?
victimx_22: I thought you were a girl! YOU FAGGOTT!
evil_sarah: Man, you've really got srtong feelings about blacks and gays, don't you?
evil_sarah: I'm always willing to help a fellow queer come out of the closet.
evil_sarah: Let me help you finish.
evil_sarah: Lowering my ass onto your dick...
victimx_22: FUCK YOU!!
evil_sarah: Riding it...
evil_sarah: Riiiiiding it!!
evil_sarah: Uh oh. Those wet farts are coming back.
victimx_22: I'LL KILL YOU FAGGOT!
evil_sarah: Oh god, I just shit on your dick.
evil_sarah: Sorry about that.
evil_sarah: Let me clean it off for you.
evil_sarah: Cup your hand over your nose so you don't smell it.
evil_sarah: mmmmmm
evil_sarah: Yeahhh baby.
evil_sarah: Hello?
evil_sarah: You there?
victimx_22: <User NotFound>

 

[mustynutz]

evilsarahbitch: Hi. Are you the one who lost your dog?
amybee2003: yes Hi. Did you find him?
evilsarahbitch: No. Sorry.
evilsarahbitch: My name is Sarah
evilsarahbitch: I just saw your poster and wanted to say that I was sorry for your loss.
evilsarahbitch: What's your name?
amybee2003: Amy
evilsarahbitch: When did you lose him?
amybee2003: this weeksnd
evilsarahbitch: What happened?
amybee2003: Saturday afternoon
evilsarahbitch: Did he run away?
amybee2003: not sure
amybee2003: we put him out back on his chain and when I went out he was gone
evilsarahbitch: I lost my dog a few weeks ago too but I just got a new one the other day
evilsarahbitch: I'm so happy now because I really missed my dog.
amybee2003: I cant talk long because me and mom are going to go look some more
evilsarahbitch: That's really a shame but at least he is still alive, right?
evilsarahbitch: I wish I could say the same.
amybee2003: did your dog die that's terrible
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, he did.
amybee2003: I'm sorry. how
evilsarahbitch: Internal bleeding is what the cop said.
amybee2003: cop?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Cop. Vet, whatever.
evilsarahbitch: I don't really remember. I was pretty drunk
amybee2003: was he hit by a car
evilsarahbitch: no, not at all.
evilsarahbitch: All my dogs die that way.
evilsarahbitch: I don't understand it.
evilsarahbitch: I was just playing with him and he started bleeding from his ears again
amybee2003: again?
evilsarahbitch: yeah. Look, I don't want to talk about it anymore, ok?
amybee2003: ok im sorry
evilsarahbitch: It's a pretty sensitive subject for me and I'd just assume forget about it.
evilsarahbitch: I got rid of all of his toys and his bowl.
amybee2003: that is so sad
evilsarahbitch: yeah.
evilsarahbitch: And as soon as I am finished with this community service bullshit, it will all be over.
amybee2003: what are you taking about?
evilsarahbitch: Nothing. Let's not talk about it.
evilsarahbitch: I can't bear to think of him anymore.
evilsarahbitch: I can only imagine what you must be going through now.
evilsarahbitch: I'm really sorry for your loss.
evilsarahbitch: The only thing that makes it better for me is my new dog
evilsarahbitch: I can't imagine what I would do if I lost Sparkles now.
evilsarahbitch: I've become so attached to him, It's almost like he's my own child.
amybee2003: your dog is named sparkles
amybee2003: sparkles ?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess so.
amybee2003: you guess so?
amybee2003: my dog was named sparkles too
evilsarahbitch: Oh really?
amybee2003: yeh
evilsarahbitch: I'll be honest with you, I don't really like the name.
evilsarahbitch: But that was what was on his tags when I found him so…
evilsarahbitch: you know.
amybee2003: you found him
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I know.
evilsarahbitch: That's what I just said isn't it?
amybee2003: no I mean you found him? I was asking
evilsarahbitch: yeah, I was driving through this neighborhood in Fulton and found him
evilsarahbitch: That's where I live.
amybee2003: that's where I live too
amybee2003: you have sparkles?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess it was.
evilsarahbitch: I hate that fucking name so here is what I've been doing…
amybee2003: wait you found my dog ?
evilsarahbitch: Listen.
evilsarahbitch: Since all he answers to is Sparkles, here's what I've been doing…
evilsarahbitch: I call him from way across the yard, right?
amybee2003: yes. wait what does your dog look like?
amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?
evilsarahbitch: Will you fucking listen to me?
amybee2003: yes but answer me
evilsarahbitch: Stop interrupting me.
evilsarahbitch: Ok. So I call him from waaaay across the yard and I hold a Milk Bone in my hand.
evilsarahbitch: And I yell, "Here Sparkles!" "Come here boy!"
evilsarahbitch: And he comes running to me from all the way across the yard.
evilsarahbitch: So the whole time he is running...
evilsarahbitch: I keep yelling, "Here Sparkles!" so he'll know his name
evilsarahbitch: And then, when he gets to me, do you know what I do?
amybee2003: what?
evilsarahbitch: I WHIP the hell out of him with a fan belt from an old car!
evilsarahbitch: Then I yell to him, "MONGO MONGO MONGO!!!!!"
evilsarahbitch: "YOUR NAME IS NOW MONGO!!"
amybee2003: that's not funny
amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. How'd you know??
amybee2003: tell me where you found this dog
evilsarahbitch: I told you. I found him in Fulton. Last Saturday.
amybee2003: sarah I lost my dog last saturday and I live in Fulton.
evilsarahbitch: Wow. That's crazy. What are the chances of that happening again?
amybee2003: you have my dog sparkles
evilsarahbitch: No. This dog's name is Mongo.
evilsarahbitch: I think Mongo is a good name.
evilsarahbitch: All my dogs have been named Mongo.
amybee2003: where did you find him??!
evilsarahbitch: Do you think Mongo is a good name?
amybee2003: answer my question sarah!!!
evilsarahbitch: It's certainly a lot better than Sparkles.
evilsarahbitch: What a gay ass name. Who the hell would name a dog Sparkles?
amybee2003: TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND THIS DOG!!!
evilsarahbitch: ALRIGHT! Jesus. I don't know. He was chained up behind some house but listen…
evilsarahbitch: Chains don't stop dogs. Good training stops dogs
evilsarahbitch: Know what I'm sayin'?
amybee2003: You took him from my yard??
evilsarahbitch: Good training… and a LOT of beatings.
amybee2003: YOU STOLE MY DOG??????????
evilsarahbitch: But you have to use something hard like a fan belt or a piece of a garden hose
amybee2003: LISTEN YOU BETTER RETURN SPARKLES TO M EOR I WILL CALL THE POLICE NOW!
evilsarahbitch: It also helps if you starve them for a few days too.
amybee2003: LISTEN TO ME!
evilsarahbitch: it makes them more receptive to your instructions…
amybee2003: SARAH.
evilsarahbitch: Also, soak them in a 55 gallon drum full of ice water overnight.
amybee2003: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY SARAH NOW ANSWER ME
evilsarahbitch: See, the trick is to break his spirit so that he knows you're the master now.
evilsarahbitch: I have a system called SFBFB
amybee2003: Sarah. please answer me. you have no idea how worried I am about him
evilsarahbitch: See? Starve, Freeze, Beat, Freeze, and Beat again.
evilsarahbitch: Get it?
evilsarahbitch: SFBFB. That's the formula for a good dog.
amybee2003: sarah where do you live
amybee2003: sarah
evilsarahbitch: Fuck. hang on
amybee2003: if you have my dog you have to return him to me
amybee2003: this is serious I don't know if you think this is a joke or what
amybee2003: are you still there
evilsarahbitch: yeah hang on. This fucking dog peed on my couch
amybee2003: listen we are offering a reward and if you found him we will pay you
amybee2003: its not much but we don't have much
amybee2003: hello?
amybee2003: sarah
evilsarahbitch: Uh oh.
amybee2003: whats the matter
evilsarahbitch: I think I beat him too hard.
evilsarahbitch: He's got the blood coming out of his ears just like the others.
amybee2003: sarah I can't take any more of this
amybee2003: please tell me you are lieing about this or I am going to call the police right now
evilsarahbitch: Ok.
amybee2003: YOU ARE LIEING
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Whatever. Look, I have to go.
amybee2003: ARE YOU LIEING OR NOT
evilsarahbitch: Since I don't know what the fuck 'lieing' means, I can't really tell you.
evilsarahbitch: But if it means having to go out back and dig a hole again then yes.
evilsarahbitch: I hate digging holes.
amybee2003: I WILL KILLLLLL YOU IF YOU HORT MY DOG YO U FICKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evilsarahbitch: Hey hey. Calm down.
amybee2003: YOU THINK ITS FUNNYTO CALL UP AND MESS WITH ME LIKE THIS
amybee2003: FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!
evilsarahbitch: You live near me. Do you think I can borrow some post hole diggers?
amybee2003: FUCK YOU. I AM CALLING TH EPOLICE
evilsarahbitch: Wait a minute. I think he's still breathing…
evilsarahbitch: Hang on
amybee2003: I AM SERIOUSLY CALLING THE POLICE NOW SARAH.
amybee2003: You better tell me the truth righ now or else
evilsarahbitch: Ahh crap. That must have just been his nerves twitching
amybee2003: IM GONING TO FIND YOU AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND
evilsarahbitch: Did you know that a dog's hair and fingernails never stop growing, even when they're dead?
amybee2003: DIE
evilsarahbitch: And did you know that because of the gasses that build up in their intestines…
evilsarahbitch: that they fart?
evilsarahbitch: Isn't that weird?
evilsarahbitch: Isn't it?
evilsarahbitch: Amy?
evilsarahbitch: Hello?
evilsarahbitch: So what about those post hole diggers?
amybee2003: <USER NOT FOUND>

 

[mustynutz]

rebecca_east: Are you planning on keeping the child?
EvilSarahBitch: I don't have a choice.
rebecca_east: Yes you do!
EvilSarahBitch: You don't understand. I don't want this child!
rebecca_east: There are other options you know.
EvilSarahBitch: Like what?
rebecca_east: Abortion. Adoption. Even letting a family member adopt the child might work.
EvilSarahBitch: I can't abort the child. People wouldn't like it if I did that.
rebecca_east: It's your body and your choice.
EvilSarahBitch: I thought about giving the child up for adoption but no one wanted it.
rebecca_east: Someone would want it I'm sure.
EvilSarahBitch: It's not my body. It's the child's body.
rebecca_east: No Sweety. Its YOUR body. No one can tell you what to do with YOUR own body!
EvilSarahBitch: So.... even though its the child's body, because it came from me...makes it mine?
rebecca_east: Exactly.
EvilSarahBitch: Have you ever had one done before?
rebecca_east: Yes.
EvilSarahBitch: Was the father upset?
rebecca_east: It's a bad subject.
rebecca_east:
EvilSarahBitch: Are you upset that you had it done?
rebecca_east: No not at all.
EvilSarahBitch: Then why is it bad?
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
rebecca_east: Don't worry about it.
EvilSarahBitch: Please tell me.
EvilSarahBitch: I need your help.
EvilSarahBitch: I want to know about your experience.
rebecca_east: no
EvilSarahBitch: I figured as much. You're a feminist aren't you?
EvilSarahBitch: I guess a weak girl like me isn't worth your time.
rebecca_east: Yes I am a feminist but that has nothing to do with it.
EvilSarahBitch: Then what are you hiding?
EvilSarahBitch: I won't say anything.
EvilSarahBitch: Tell me.
rebecca_east: I was raped. Thats why I had mine done.
EvilSarahBitch: Did your husband do it?
rebecca_east: No. The man went to prison and is set to be released in Septemeber.
rebecca_east:
rebecca_east: Grrrrrr
EvilSarahBitch: I'm sorry. Don't get upset now.
rebecca_east: My family is very religious and didn't want me to abort.
rebecca_east: But its my body and my choice.
rebecca_east: I would have grown to hate the child.
EvilSarahBitch: Like I hate mine?
rebecca_east: I imagine so.
rebecca_east: We're off subject
rebecca_east: This started off with a discussion about your baby.
EvilSarahBitch: It's not a baby.
rebecca_east: Right. I didn't mean to use that word.
EvilSarahBitch: So what should I do?
rebecca_east: It's your choice. Just make sure no one trys to influence your decision.
EvilSarahBitch: If you were in my situation what would you do?
rebecca_east: I don't know. Is the father a decent man?
EvilSarahBitch: He's dead.
rebecca_east: OMG I'm sorry
EvilSarahBitch: It's ok. I've learned to get by without him.
EvilSarahBitch: He got hit by a garbage truck.
EvilSarahBitch: He was an asshole anyways.
rebecca_east: LOL
rebecca_east: Well. The choice is yours.
rebecca_east: Just remember that its YOUR body.
rebecca_east: No one else's.
EvilSarahBitch: Ok.
rebecca_east:
EvilSarahBitch: I'm gonna do it.
EvilSarahBitch: Thank you Rebecca.
rebecca_east: You're welcome. I'm always here if you need me afterwards.
EvilSarahBitch: Afterwards?
rebecca_east: Yes. Some women find it difficult to cope after the incident.
EvilSarahBitch: I'll remember that. Thanks again.
----15 minutes later----

EvilSarahBitch: Alright! Rebecca I did it!
rebecca_east: Did what?
EvilSarahBitch: Aborted the child.
rebecca_east: LOL
rebecca_east: In the last ten minutes??
EvilSarahBitch: Yes. I did it.
rebecca_east: You mean at home??!!?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes.
rebecca_east: OMGGGG did you use a clotheshanger or something?
rebecca_east: OMGGGGGG
EvilSarahBitch: No I used a knife.
rebecca_east: A KNIFE?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes I cut it's throat.
rebecca_east: JESUS!!!
rebecca_east: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
EvilSarahBitch: I'm not hurt
rebecca_east: What trimester are you in?
EvilSarahBitch: Huh?
EvilSarahBitch: What trimester?
rebecca_east: Yes. How many months have you been pregnant?
rebecca_east: A trimester is three months, so if you're over 3 months, you're in your second trimester.
EvilSarahBitch: I guess then technically I was in my 17th trimester.
rebecca_east: huh?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes
rebecca_east: You mean you already had this child?
EvilSarahBitch: Yeah, about 4 years ago. And I just aborted it.
EvilSarahBitch: The little fucker wouldn't stop wearing my shoes.
rebecca_east: WHAT?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: I want to thank you for being so supportive.
rebecca_east: YOU KILLED A CHILD?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: No. Like you said. Its MY body. Not the childs.
rebecca_east: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!!
rebecca_east: OMGGGGGGG
rebecca_east: CALL 911!!!
EvilSarahBitch: No I can handle it from here.
EvilSarahBitch: Thank you again for all your help.
EvilSarahBitch: I don't think I could have done it without you.
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
EvilSarahBitch: Are you there?
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
rebecca_east: <User has logged out>

 

[mustynutz]

Victimx_20: Are you the one with the childrens organization?
cheezedog: Yes that's me.
Victimx_20: Are you serious about helping the children?
cheezedog: Yes. I am very serious.
Victimx_20: I run an organization here in Salt Lake City similiar to yours.
cheezedog: Really?
cheezedog: What does your organization do?
Victimx_20: We help raise money for abused children in the surrounding regions
Victimx_20: and help give them a place to go after school where they can play with others.
cheezedog: That's what I do too!
cheezedog: Sometimes, we even pick them up from school afterwards.
Victimx_20: We have a bus that does that for our kids too.
Victimx_20: How long have you been doing this for?
cheezedog: Almost my entire adult life.
Victimx_20: I got involved after I noticed a young boy with bruises on his legs at my work.
cheezedog: That's so strange. I became active in my organization after notcing a young boy's legs too.
Victimx_20: That is quite a coincidence.
cheezedog: I just got tired of all the red tape.
cheezedog: I stepped up to the plate and joined this organization.
Victimx_20: You are truly a hero Cheeze.
Victimx_20: What is your real name?
cheezedog: My real name?
Victimx_20: Yes. I'm Carl.
cheezedog: I'm Walter.
cheezedog: Walter Wang.
Victimx_20: Good to meet you Watler.
Victimx_20: You there?
cheezedog: Yes. I'm sorry.
cheezedog: I have lots of people talking to me at once about sending money to help out.
Victimx_20: That's Great!
cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
Victimx_20: Of course you can!
Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!
cheezedog: Ok. Give me your full name and address.
Victimx_20: Carl *********
Victimx_20: **** Poplar Street
Victimx_20: Salt Lake City, Utah 84119
cheezedog: Fantastic!
cheezedog: Let me take a second to add your name in our database.
Victimx_20: Sure thing my friend.
cheezedog: Ok. I've entered your information into our system now.
Victimx_20: Great!
cheezedog: You'll be getting the info about your new member status in the mail shortly.
Victimx_20: I'm just glad I could help.
cheezedog: Would you like to donate ten dollars to help these young boys?
cheezedog: It's tax deductable.
Victimx_20: Of course I'll donate.
Victimx_20: What is your address?
cheezedog: Send a check or money order to:
cheezedog: NAMBLA - New York division
cheezedog: PO BOX 6453
Victimx_20: HOLD IT!!!
cheezedog: New York, New York 23.... hold it?
Victimx_20: NAMBLA!!???!?!??
Victimx_20: You mean the National American Man-Boy Love Association?
cheezedog: Well, actuall it's North American, but yes.
cheezedog: Thats our organization.
cheezedog: We are helping young boys everyday.
Victimx_20: YOU GUYS HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!!
cheezedog: Yes brother Carl.
cheezedog: And now so will you.
cheezedog: We are trying to help these boys run away from home.
cheezedog: So they can express themselves freely.
cheezedog: Without their parents giving them a hard time.
cheezedog: WE want to be the ones giving them the hard time.
cheezedog: That's just a little NAMBLA joke for you, brother Carl.
cheezedog: You'll hear all sorts of campy humor like that at the meetings.
Victimx_20: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
cheezedog: No. We're just sick of them getting grounded and stuff.
cheezedog: When we wanna fuck, we wanna fuck.
cheezedog: We get tired of hearing "Tommy can't come out and play with you anymore."
cheezedog: "...you make his ass hurt too much."
cheezedog: You know how frustrating that is?
Victimx_20: NO I DONT! MY GOD! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!
cheezedog: Or how about when you almost get ready to nut...
cheezedog: ..and the kid says "It's past my curfew."
cheezedog: GOD! I fucking hate that shit!
Victimx_20: LEAVE THE LITTLE BOYS ALONE YOU SICKOS!
cheezedog: Holdup there Carl! You're supposed to be with us.
Victimx_20: NO I AM NOT YOU SICK FUC
cheezedog: Well, you're one of us now.
cheezedog: I signed you up.
cheezedog: Remember?

cheezedog: cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Of course you can!
cheezedog: Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!

cheezedog: See?
Victimx_20: Remove my name permanently. NOW!!!
cheezedog: Sorry Carl. No can do.
cheezedog: We're also gonna send your neighbors some literature.
cheezedog: We'll put your name on the envelope so they can see what you are into.
cheezedog: Then they can come over and ask you questions if they want to get involved like you did.
Victimx_20: I'll never help you! SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST BEFORE I CONTACT THE POLICE!
cheezedog: And tell them what?
cheezedog: That you like to fuck young boys?
Victimx_20: NO! THAT YOU DO!
Victimx_20: WALTER WANG!
Victimx_20: Thats right! I have the entire conversation in text file as proof!
cheezedog: Alright I'll take you off our list under one condition.
Victimx_20: What?
cheezedog: Can your son come out and play with us?
cheezedog: I promise we'll be easy on him the first time.
Victimx_20: YOU SICK FREAK! IF YOU TOUCH MY SON I'LL KILL YOU!
Victimx_20: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
Victimx_20: KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
cheezedog: Hello?
cheezedog: Hey Carl?
cheezedog: You're literature will be there in three days.
cheezedog: YOU THERE???
Victimx_20: <User Has Logged Out>

 

[mustynutz]

cheesedog: Hello
VictimX-17: hi there
cheesedog: My name is Cheeze. whats yours?
VictimX-17: Lisa
cheesedog: Pretty.
VictimX-17: thank you
cheesedog: Would you like to fool around with a sexy 24 year old male dancer?
VictimX-17: sure. what do you wanna do?
cheesedog: I wanna have sex with you
VictimX-17: do you have a pic?
cheesedog: Yes. Yes I do.
VictimX-17: send it to me
cheesedog: Ok. Let me see if I can find it.
VictimX-17: ok
cheesedog: Ok. Got it.
cheesedog: Are you ready?
VictimX-17: yeah
cheesedog: Ok. Here it is. *PIC*
cheesedog: Did you get it?
cheesedog: Hello?
VictimX-17: that is not you. That's Richard Simmons.
cheesedog: Oh, my bad. I sent you the wrong picture. Let me look again.
VictimX-17: why do you have a picture of Richard Simmons on your computer?
cheesedog: I think he's a hunk. Don't you?
VictimX-17: oooooookkkkkkkkk
cheesedog: Here, I found the picture
VictimX-17: ok send it
cheesedog: Alright, here it is... *PIC*
VictimX-17: this is you?
cheesedog: Yeah. Do you like it?
VictimX-17: no. you look like dogshit
cheesedog: FUCK YOU! I'm a fucking model, you bitch!
VictimX-17: Yeah right. You look like you have CP or downsyndrome.
cheesedog: How the fuck do you know?
VictimX-17: Cause your eyeball is all crooked and your teeth are nasty as hell
cheesedog: Oh yeah? Well, the pic I sent you doesn't have the face on it!
cheesedog: So you can shove it, bitch!
VictimX-17: All it is is a face you asshole!
cheesedog: Really?
cheesedog: Hold on a sec
cheesedog: Oops. I sent you the wrong pic again.
cheesedog: My bad.
VictimX-17: yeah your bad
VictimX-17: dickbag
cheesedog: No need for name calling, sweety.
cheesedog: That was a picture of my brother.
cheesedog: I'll send you the real picture right now.
VictimX-17: thats your brother?
VictimX-17: I don't want your pic now
cheesedog: Why not? I'm naked in it.
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Do you still want it?
VictimX-17: Ok go ahead
cheesedog: You don't sound like you want it.
VictimX-17: just send the damn thing before I get pissed again
cheesedog: Ok sweety
cheesedog: Here it is.. *PIC*
cheesedog: So?
cheesedog: What do you think?
VictimX-17: is this really you?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX-17: you have a very broad chest
cheesedog: I know I do. Do you want to rub it?
VictimX-17: the picture got cut off at the bottom.
cheesedog: Yeah, I know.
cheesedog: It's hard to take a picture of yourself in the mirror.
VictimX-17: I will say that I like what I see
cheesedog: Really? HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: Now send me one of you!
VictimX-17: I don't have any nude pics of myself
cheesedog: Then describe yourself to me.
VictimX-17: I have long dark hair, brown eyes, 36B tits, and a neatly trimmed pussy
cheesedog: Are you fat?
VictimX-17: No! I weigh 115 lbs.
cheesedog: How tall are you?
VictimX-17: 5 foot 5 inches
cheesedog: Mmmmm very nice. Do you want to fool around still?
VictimX-17: I can't. I have to get ready for work in an hour
cheesedog: Thats plenty of time darlin.
cheesedog: What do you say?
VictimX-17: alright
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: I slowly reach my hands down and unfastened your pants.
cheesedog: I gently stroke your wet pussy with my fingertips.
cheesedog: I can feel you getting hot...
cheesedog: I gently suck your hard nips as I remove your panties...
VictimX-17: mmmmmm yes. suck them
cheesedog: I lean you over the countertop in the kitchen and place my face on your hot pussy...
cheesedog: I softly lick your pussy while my brother feels your tits...
VictimX-17: mmmmmm
cheesedog: I softly caress your body in stroking motions as my brother kisses your lips...
VictimX-17: hey wait
cheesedog: I feel your juices falling down my chin...
cheesedog: What?
cheesedog: What is it?
VictimX-17: what the hell is that with your brother feeling on my tits?
cheesedog: I thought you might want a threesome.
VictimX-17: HELL NO!
VictimX-17: And definetly not with your brother!!
cheesedog: Why not? He's hung like a mule.
VictimX-17: Because your brother is fucking gross!
cheesedog: He won't drool on you or anything.
cheesedog: Not a lot, anyway.
VictimX-17: He looks like a fucking retard!
cheesedog: Uh oh.
cheesedog: You shouldn't have said that...
VictimX-17: why not? its the truth
cheesedog: He saw what you wrote.
VictimX-17: so
cheesedog: So now he's destroying the living room!
cheesedog: You shouldn't have led him on like that if you weren't gonna fuck him!
VictimX-17: I wouldn't fuck him ever!
cheesedog: Oh no.
VictimX-17: what?
cheesedog: Oh my god..
cheesedog: He's spitting all over himself. I think he's having have a seizure.
VictimX-17: You guys are fucked up. fuck you both
cheesedog: Please don't leave.
cheesedog: Just let me put a spoon in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tounge off again.
cheesedog: brb
cheesedog: Alright I'm back.
cheesedog: I tied him to the dog so he shouldn't be bothering us again
cheesedog: Are you there?
VictimX-17: Yes but I'm leaving now
cheesedog: Please don't go.
cheesedog: I promise he won't bother us again. I gave him a Playboy and some tissues.
VictimX-17: I have to go to work now
cheesedog: Call in sick. I'll make it worth your while.
VictimX-17: No thanks
cheesedog: Please?
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Can I at least get a blowjob before you go?
VictimX-17: <User Has Logged Out>

 

[mustynutz]

TECH SUPPORT FROM HELL

from: VictimX_16
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sun 04/01/2001 01:49 PM
Subject: Technical help or Support


my son downloaded one of your pictures onto my
computer, i have deleted all of the files but it still
appears. how do i get rid of it. i don't want to see
this guys face everytime i turn on my computer

victimx



What picture are you talking about? What is the exact image from our site that is on your screen? We'll need to send you a password to unlock it.
-Fugly.com


it's a picture of a big guy that looks like he's in jail ,
between a phone booth, giving the finger.



Oh. I was afraid of that. That particular picture can not be removed with a password. There's a very complicated process to remove it. Would you like for us to send the instructions to you?It would be helpful if you we could talk to you, either over the telephone or on an instant messager to guide you through the process. Send us your ICQ number or Yahoo Messenger username and we will have one of our technical representatives contact you immediately.
-Fugly.com


please send me the instructions



Ok. It is a fairly complicated process. Do you use an instant Messager, like Yahoo or ICQ? If so, please send us your username and we will have one of our service representatives contact you to guide you through the process.
--Fugly.com


yes i use yahoo. My name is VictimX16



Evil_Sarah: Hello, this is Sarah from Fugly.
Evil_Sarah: I have a service report that you need assistance with one of our images.
VictimX16: Hello.
Evil_Sarah: Hi.
VictimX16: wow that was very fast
Evil_Sarah: Yes. We're very committed to customer service here at Fugly.
VictimX16: I can see that
Evil_Sarah: So, can you describe to me exactly what the problem is?
VictimX16: yes my son downloaded one of your photos to my computer
Evil_Sarah: Yes?
VictimX16: and now it is on the screen all the time
VictimX16: I have deleted all of the files but cant get this picture off.
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
VictimX16: what do I do?
Evil_Sarah: According to the service report, the photo is of, "a big guy that looks like he's in jail"?
VictimX16: that's correct
Evil_Sarah: From that description, I'm pretty sure I know which one it is, but I'll need you to confirm it.
VictimX16: Ok
Evil_Sarah: I'm going to send a link to the photo.
Evil_Sarah: Click on it, and let me know if the offending picture pops up.
VictimX16: Ok
Evil_Sarah: http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200102/20010205/
VictimX16: No that looks like the same guy but the one I have he is flipping the bird.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. I know exactly which one you're talking about.
Evil_Sarah: http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200103/20010323/
VictimX16: That's the one
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
Evil_Sarah: I was afraid of that.
VictimX16: that's what they said in the email
Evil_Sarah: Usually we could just send you a password to use, but this one requires a bit more effort.
Evil_Sarah: First, I'll need a little information.
VictimX16: allritey
Evil_Sarah: What brand of computer are you using?
VictimX16: gateway
Evil_Sarah: Ok. And when did you purchase the computer?
VictimX16: its almost two years old
Evil_Sarah: Ok. And do you know what operating system you're using?
VictimX16: no.
Evil_Sarah: Do you have windows 95, 98, NT, 2000
VictimX16: oh I see. I have Microsoft Windows 98.
Evil_Sarah: That's good. That really helps.
VictimX16: okay good.
Evil_Sarah: This won't be as difficult as I expected.
VictimX16: That's a relief.
VictimX16: This picture is givng me the creeps lol!
Evil_Sarah: I'm very sorry about the inconvenience.
Evil_Sarah: It will only take a minute to correct it.
VictimX16: Im very impressed
Evil_Sarah: Excuse me?
VictimX16: I am very impressed with yout help desk
Evil_Sarah: Thank you.
VictimX16: I never expected such a fast response.
Evil_Sarah: Well, customer service is our number one priority, here at Fugly.com.
VictimX16: I can see that.
Evil_Sarah: Ok, first I need for you to click on the Start button and select Run.
Evil_Sarah: In the dialogue box, type the word, "command" and hit Enter.
Evil_Sarah: Ignore the "" (quotes). I'm just using that so you'll know what to type.
Evil_Sarah: Tell me what you see.
VictimX16: I have a black window.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. That's a command window.
VictimX16: okay
Evil_Sarah: It's used to enter commands.
VictimX16: k
Evil_Sarah: Now, resize the two windows so that you can see both of them at the same time.
Evil_Sarah: I'm going to give you a series of commands to type in.
Evil_Sarah: This way, you won't have to keep flipping back and forth between windows.
VictimX16: Ok, I have it.
Evil_Sarah: First, tell me what it says in the command window.
VictimX16: it says Microsoft r Windows 98
VictimX16: c Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1998
Evil_Sarah: What else?
VictimX16: C:\WIMDOWS\desktop>
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Here we go.
Evil_Sarah: Are you ready?
VictimX16: yes I am
Evil_Sarah: First type, "cd \", and hit Enter.
VictimX16: ok.
Evil_Sarah: What does the command window say now?
VictimX16: it says C:\>
Evil_Sarah: Ok, good.
Evil_Sarah: Now this is the most important line.
Evil_Sarah: The file you are deleting is called, "tree"
VictimX16: ok
Evil_Sarah: Type, "deltree /Y C:\WINDOWS" and hit Enter.
VictimX16: <<User VictimX16 has logged out>>

 

[mustynutz]

MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over at my friend's house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It's skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That's weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets fuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I'm not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let's talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you're so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don't have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.
MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>>

 

[mustynutz]

Evil_Sarah: Hi.
VictimX13: Hi.
Evil_Sarah: My name is Sarah
Evil_Sarah: What's yours?
VictimX13: ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: do I know you?
Evil_Sarah: Oh. No. But I'm in the same chat room as you right now.
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: oh I see you there
VictimX13: why aren't you saying much?
Evil_Sarah: I don't want to draw a lot of attention to myself.
VictimX13: LOL. ok
Evil_Sarah: so do you come here a lot?
VictimX13: sometimes. My husband and I are trying to adopt.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, I know. I saw you talking about it.
Evil_Sarah: Are you having any luck?
VictimX13: Yes and no. It's a long process.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Evil_Sarah: So uhhh…You a cop?
VictimX13: What do you mean?
Evil_Sarah: Are you a cop?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: You work for cops?
VictimX13: why do you want to know that?
Evil_Sarah: Got any family members that are cops?
VictimX13: No. why are you asking me this?
Evil_Sarah: Say it.
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say that you don't work for the cops.
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
VictimX13: why did you ask that
Evil_Sarah: Sorry.
Evil_Sarah: I had to get that out of the way before I talk business with you.
VictimX13: business?
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a kid?
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: Is ther an echo in here? Yeah, buy.
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a little kid? I have two of them.
VictimX13: You have two kids?
VictimX13: Are they yours?
Evil_Sarah: They are now.
Evil_Sarah: I got them from the mall.
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
Evil_Sarah: No, you fucking moron. I was at the mall today and I took them.
Evil_Sarah: They were standing out front of a pet store looking at the dogs and I nabbed them.
Evil_Sarah: Now I want to sell them.
Evil_Sarah: Are you interested or not? Don't waste my time.
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: Are you there?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny. I have to get rid of these two kids quick.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know. Make me an offer.
VictimX13: are you pulling my leg. This isn't very funny.
Evil_Sarah: I'm not joking. This is for real.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
Evil_Sarah: What? Quit screwing around. I'm serious.
Evil_Sarah: These are two perfectly good kids.
Evil_Sarah: A little boy and a little girl.
Evil_Sarah: One's about 2 and the other's about 6.
VictimX13: Ok. 3o dollars.
Evil_Sarah: Do you have any idea what a perfectly healthy white baby goes for these days?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: I want AT LEAST 200 bucks for them!
VictimX13: ok.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Say it
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say you'll pay me 200 dollars for these two kids.
VictimX13: no
VictimX13: I don't think so
Evil_Sarah: SAY IT RIGHT NOW!
Evil_Sarah: Or I'll kill them both!
Evil_Sarah: I'm not fucking around! This is serious!
Evil_Sarah: I'll cut off their ears and mail them to you!
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: For what?
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
Evil_Sarah: Ok
Evil_Sarah: How much?
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
Evil_Sarah: I don't know let me think about it.
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out>



----------THE NEXT DAY----------

Evil_Sarah: Hey, remember me?
Evil_Sarah: Hey are you there?
VictimX13: hi.
Evil_Sarah: Boy, are you dumb.
Evil_Sarah: Now you're fucked.
VictimX13: what
Evil_Sarah: Did you save that conversation we had yesterday?
VictimX13: No why?
Evil_Sarah: I did.
VictimX13: good for you.
Evil_Sarah: I sent it to the FBI.
VictimX13: what?
Evil_Sarah: Check it out. Here's what I sent to them:
Evil_Sarah:
VictimX13: My name is ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: I see you there
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
VictimX13: allright
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: buy a little kid?
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
VictimX13: Ok. 30.
VictimX13: ok.
VictimX13: Say what
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: for what
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out>

Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Why did you do that?
Evil_Sarah: Hahah. My brother's a cop.
VictimX13: Well I will call Y**oo and get them to copy the real transcript.
VictimX13: And then ILL call the FBI on YOU!
Evil_Sarah: You can't. They don't' keep those logs. By other brother works there.
VictimX13: They can tell you edited our conversation.
Evil_Sarah: No, that's the best part.
Evil_Sarah: As long as I only delete parts of the conversation and don't add anything, it's indistinguishable from an actual convrsation.
Evil_Sarah: That's how I got you.
VictimX13: Your such a liar
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me?
Evil_Sarah: I get 50 bucks for every peadophile I help bust.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for something I didn't do, that's what!
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, well like I said. I'm sorry I had to do it.
VictimX13: You really are an evil bitch aren't you
Evil_Sarah: Hey, I said I was sorry. 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
VictimX13: for 50 bucks you try to make it look like I am trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down for doing this to me if this is true
Evil_Sarah: Hahahaha!
Evil_Sarah: Check this out:
Evil_Sarah

Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Well I will call YOU!
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down





Evil_Sarah: Pretty cool huh?
Evil_Sarah: That might get me another 50.
VictimX13: <<has logged out>>

 

[28g w/o the bag]

lol wut in the fuck?

 

[jay deuce]

omg i didnt read them all but that dog one was SO FUCKIN MEAN

Even I feel bad about that one.

 

[WcMalice]

I cant even start to read those without gettin lit first

 

[P-Nut]

I wouldnt read all that shit if I was at gunpoint. Why do it voluntarily?

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

tha one about tha dog wuz hella funny.

 

[Nightbreed]

that shit was funny.

i didn't get the tech support one though.
can someone break it down ... i must be ssssslow

 

[mustynutz]

he basically erased the whole damn computer/harddrive....

 

[Nightbreed]

i thought that's what she was doing ... damn ... lmao in retrospect

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

evil_sarah: I can still suck your cock.
victimx_22: I'm not so sure
evil_sarah: Come on. I thought you were horny.
victimx_22: Why not. Go for it.
evil_sarah: OK!
evil_sarah: You ready?
victimx_22: yep
evil_sarah: I slowly unzip your pants.
evil_sarah: I feel your loins harden between my fingers.
evil_sarah: I gently free your manhood from your pants.
victimx_22: Yeah baby
evil_sarah: Squatting down on my kness to kiss you.
evil_sarah: Mmmmm you taste good.
evil_sarah: FUCK!
evil_sarah: Hang on.
victimx_22: Mmmmmmmm
evil_sarah: Gotta hit the bathroom again.
victimx_22: What happened?
victimx_22: Don't stop now
evil_sarah: Ok I'm back
evil_sarah: God damn diarrhea.
victimx_22: Almost there. Keep going.
evil_sarah: Ok. I slowly glide you inside my tight mouth.
evil_sarah: I begin to stroke you inside my mouth.
evil_sarah: You can feel my soft tongue on your member.
victimx_22: mmmmmmmmm yesssss
evil_sarah: I reach down and play with my cock.
evil_sarah: Just rolling my balls in my hand while I suck you
victimx_22: Mmmmmm almosttttt
evil_sarah: I begin to jack off while I give you head.
evil_sarah: I feel you throbbing in me.
victimx_22: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
evil_sarah: I wanna taste your..... what's wrong?
victimx_22: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR COCK?!?
evil_sarah: What? Can't I get myself off too?
victimx_22: YOU'RE A FUCKING GUY!????!!!
evil_sarah: Yeah. Whats the problem?
victimx_22: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'M GONNA KIL YER GAY ASS!
evil_sarah: Look man. I'm sorry.
evil_sarah: It's the Taco Bell I had.
evil_sarah: It normally doesn't smell that way
victimx_22: FUCK THAT SHIT! I AINT GAY YOU FUCKING QUEER!
evil_sarah: Well, you just came from a blowjob from another guy/
evil_sarah: So you must be half gay.
victimx_22: NO I DIDNT THANK GOD!
evil_sarah: So if you did cum, that would have made you gay?
victimx_22: I thought you were a girl! YOU FAGGOTT!
evil_sarah: Man, you've really got srtong feelings about blacks and gays, don't you?
evil_sarah: I'm always willing to help a fellow queer come out of the closet.
evil_sarah: Let me help you finish.
evil_sarah: Lowering my ass onto your dick...
victimx_22: FUCK YOU!!
evil_sarah: Riding it...
evil_sarah: Riiiiiding it!!
evil_sarah: Uh oh. Those wet farts are coming back.
victimx_22: I'LL KILL YOU FAGGOT!
evil_sarah: Oh god, I just shit on your dick.
evil_sarah: Sorry about that.
evil_sarah: Let me clean it off for you.
evil_sarah: Cup your hand over your nose so you don't smell it.
evil_sarah: mmmmmm
evil_sarah: Yeahhh baby.
evil_sarah: Hello?
evil_sarah: You there?
victimx_22: <User NotFound>

This part was gross but very funny, especially when he was like "WAIT A MINUTE". Hahahaha!

Digging in the crates.