One Uppers

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Apr 20, 2005
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God Dammit. I cant stand 1 uppers. so friggin annoying. im in the military and damm near every 1 i talk to gotta better story than me about anything i talk about. holy shit. thats y i cant have real conversations with anyone at work unless we have a common like for something. and it has to be something we really really like. not one of them know it all jack of all trade cock sucker type of people that watch all sports and listen to all music. for me its all about that pimp trick gangsta click gun to ur face rap, boxing and basketball, or making music with a homeade ghetto ass set up in that room where u just zone out in and let all ur homies smoke and drink in while they spit terrible freestyles over ur mediocre beats. but anyway. i think 1 uppers r gay as fuck. if ur a 1 upper, i hope u die with 2 naked guys laying down right next to u with a dildo in ur throat u fuckin faggot. what do yall think about 1 uppers?
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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#2
God Dammit. I cant stand 1 uppers. so friggin annoying. im in the military and damm near every 1 i talk to gotta better story than me about anything i talk about. holy shit. thats y i cant have real conversations with anyone at work unless we have a common like for something. and it has to be something we really really like. not one of them know it all jack of all trade cock sucker type of people that watch all sports and listen to all music. for me its all about that pimp trick gangsta click gun to ur face rap, boxing and basketball, or making music with a homeade ghetto ass set up in that room where u just zone out in and let all ur homies smoke and drink in while they spit terrible freestyles over ur mediocre beats. but anyway. i think 1 uppers r gay as fuck. if ur a 1 upper, i hope u die with 2 naked guys laying down right next to u with a dildo in ur throat u fuckin faggot. what do yall think about 1 uppers?

 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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#4
Yeah, all them lame muthafuckas fighting in far away places so that I can sleep on my king sized pillow top mattress every night. Fuck them lames.
 
May 14, 2002
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#5
They are probably as insecure as you are, breh!
Now you know this next time they up you one, you can relate to them more.
 

R

Sicc OG
Dec 7, 2005
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#8
God Dammit. I cant stand 1 uppers. so friggin annoying. im in the military and damm near every 1 i talk to gotta better story than me about anything i talk about. holy shit. thats y i cant have real conversations with anyone at work unless we have a common like for something. and it has to be something we really really like. not one of them know it all jack of all trade cock sucker type of people that watch all sports and listen to all music. for me its all about that pimp trick gangsta click gun to ur face rap, boxing and basketball, or making music with a homeade ghetto ass set up in that room where u just zone out in and let all ur homies smoke and drink in while they spit terrible freestyles over ur mediocre beats. but anyway. i think 1 uppers r gay as fuck. if ur a 1 upper, i hope u die with 2 naked guys laying down right next to u with a dildo in ur throat u fuckin faggot. what do yall think about 1 uppers?
That's nothing! I can't even walk out of my house without a 1 upper running up to me and trying to 1 up with some stories and shit. lol @ thinking you know more 1 uppers than I do. I know enough 1 upping people to fill a medium sized battleship.
 

NAMO

Sicc OG
Apr 11, 2009
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God Dammit. I cant stand 1 uppers. so friggin annoying. im in the military and damm near every 1 i talk to gotta better story than me about anything i talk about. holy shit. thats y i cant have real conversations with anyone at work unless we have a common like for something. and it has to be something we really really like. not one of them know it all jack of all trade cock sucker type of people that watch all sports and listen to all music. for me its all about that pimp trick gangsta click gun to ur face rap, boxing and basketball, or making music with a homeade ghetto ass set up in that room where u just zone out in and let all ur homies smoke and drink in while they spit terrible freestyles over ur mediocre beats. but anyway. i think 1 uppers r gay as fuck. if ur a 1 upper, i hope u die with 2 naked guys laying down right next to u with a dildo in ur throat u fuckin faggot. what do yall think about 1 uppers?
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Apr 20, 2005
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aight. this 1 dude at work brought up injuries. i told him that i fractured my ankle once. then he says that his dad dislocated his knee when he was younger and the moment after his dad popped it back in place.he said that his knee cap was down to where his calf muscle was! is that even possible? unbelievable. im gonna give u a guys a story everyday.
 
May 22, 2006
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Yeah, all them lame muthafuckas fighting in far away places so that I can sleep on my king sized pillow top mattress every night. Fuck them lames.
U can talk that patriotic shit all u want. I never said fuck them or I don't appreciate freedom but the military is saturated with nerds. If you have served u would kno what I'm sayn