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mrtonguetwista

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RALEIGH, N.C. -- A cable TV spokeswoman says preview clips for adult programming appeared on two channels dedicated for kids in North Carolina because of an "equipment failure."

Time Warner Cable Inc. spokeswoman Melissa Buscher said the problem lasted about two hours Tuesday morning in areas around Raleigh, and several parents called to report it.

Buscher said it happened on two "Kids on Demand" channels that were showing viewers a list of children's programming such as Dora the Explorer.

The titles listed didn't match up with the preview videos in the right-hand corner of the screen, which showed a preview of adult programming instead of kids programming.

Buscher said the company regrets the glitch and has fixed the problem so it won't happen again.
 
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My name is Pabo Santos Bermudez Salazar Williams and we are going live to our affiliate MTT at our sister station in Orlando, MTT can you tell us what you are seeing out there today?
 

mrtonguetwista

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Evening Pabo

It's a comfortable 54 degrees at 11:43pm and..wait Pabo..I have breaking news!!


ORLANDO, Fla. -- Eyewitnesses told WFTV two rival rap groups opened fire on each other during the making of a music video Tuesday. It happened on Pine Hills Road near Silver Star Road around 1:00pm.

Witnesses said, while they were producing the video for PI Bang, an associate of the group Chuck D started shooting. A member from the first group then shot back.

“Of course, everybody is going to run, of course. It happened and now you see what the outcome is. One of our persons got shot,” eyewitness Sunile Kulkarni said.

Details on the condition of the person shot or his identity have not been released. He was taken to a local hospital by someone on the scene.

Orange County sheriff investigators told WFTV they were given a similar story, but their investigation is ongoing
 
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Thank you MTT,

now back to important news. I just ordered a pizza with chicken, bacon, sausage, philly steak, mushrooms olives and onions which according to the website tracker should touch down in approximatley 30 minutes. On another note I plan on gulping down some coca cola while eating my pizza pie.

That's all folks, tune in tomorrow for another edition of...Siccness News Network

Goodnight.
 
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@gas props on the styles p...that song is so hard...ain't heard it in a min...

ya boy might've went platinum but don't gas him up...
i get his length and his width and get his casket cut...
i don't deal with the jakes and fakes...
but i deal with the comas n wakes...
i don't make mistakes...