Oh shit, a bullet came through my damn roof.

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When I was brushing my teeth today I felt something with my bare foot on the floor. I looked down and saw a hole in the linoleum. I was like, what the fuck? I looked up and saw that there was a hole in the ceiling. I didnt know what the fuck it was, but I didnt think it was a bullet because I live below another apartment which is vacant right now.

I saw the landlord today and told him about the hole in the ceiling and floor, and sure enough he said he was in the apartment upstairs from me today painting the place and saw that there is a hole in the cileing and floor of that bathroom. He came into my apt and dug out the slug from my bathroom floor.

God damn, I didnt know a bullet could come through both cielings and floors like that! Must of been from Fourth of July.
 
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mustynutz said:
GOD ONLY MISSES ONCE.....
Lol, thats fucked up asshole. Wouldnt that be a bitch if I was taking a shit and the bullet came through the ceiling into my skull. My girl would find me with a turd half way out my ass slumped over. What a way to go.
 
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are'nt you the one hangin on everyone of my threads talkin shit!?

if so...

"if it did'nt hit you! - i don't care for ya!"

and if your not then disregard my,
 
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MeloTrauma said:


Lol, thats fucked up asshole. Wouldnt that be a bitch if I was taking a shit and the bullet came through the ceiling into my skull. My girl would find me with a turd half way out my ass slumped over. What a way to go.
Elvis dying in his own vomitt was a trip but dying while taking a shit takes the cake!

Good to hear you didn't make it on the "Weekly News"....
 
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MeloTrauma said:


Lol, thats fucked up asshole. Wouldnt that be a bitch if I was taking a shit and the bullet came through the ceiling into my skull. My girl would find me with a turd half way out my ass slumped over. What a way to go.
The best way to go you mean...