OFFICIAL MRTONGUETWISTA ROAST

[50cal]

this is the official mrtonguewista Roast

when I was in florida I stopped by to see whats up with him. he gave me the adress and i was a few minutes early. He said he was busy moderating the siccness and was working on his computer......

 

[Nebulizah]

^ holy crap, Jerry Garcia mated with Sally Jesse Raphael!

 

[enserio]

Mr. TongueTwista looks like what happens to roided wrestlers when they stop working out.

Mr. TongueTwista looks like the offspring of David Wells and King Kong Bundy.

We all know dudes with big ass snakes have something in common with the old guy who buys a flashy sportscar.

 

[I. Cold]

Mr. TongueTwista looks like the offspring of David Wells and King Kong Bundy.

lol@king kong bundy. Dont think many people are gonna know that one though..

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I had sex with his mother.

I dont really know kinda how that ties in to all this, but there you have it.

 

[Nuttkase]

I had sex with his mother.

I dont really know kinda how that ties in to all this, but there you have it.

In his sig White Devil has a sketch of Mrtonguewista's mother. WD hasn't been the same since.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

The eye just kept staring at me.

Even doggystyle it rolled around to the back of the head and watched me.

 

[50cal]

SO HE GET'S A PHONE CALL AND HAS TO LEAVE REALLY QUIK..DAMN I HAD A QUESTION

 

[G RAIDER]

damns thats fucked up...dudes stomache is saggin lower than his nuttsack

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

LMAO he must pee into the backside of his stomache

 

[TROLL]

he must knee himself in the stomache everytime he walks..

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Poor guy.

 

[Nuttkase]

SO HE GET'S A PHONE CALL AND HAS TO LEAVE REALLY QUIK..DAMN I HAD A QUESTION

$20.00 says that's a diet soda in that holder though lol.

 

[up2nogood]

SO HE GET'S A PHONE CALL AND HAS TO LEAVE REALLY QUIK..DAMN I HAD A QUESTION

i bet you ol' boy aint seen his own dick in years

 

[I. Cold]

i bet you ol' boy aint seen his own dick in years

thats sad... could you imagine that? looking down in the shower as the soapy water crashes down his eteneral gorde of fat like a raging waterfall... as he tiny penis hides beneath that flab of "bladder fat" that flops down to protect your junk at the flick of a finger.. its almost like a defense mechanism. NO ONE gettin to that dudes shit

 

[Ironic Commando]

he must knee himself in the stomache everytime he walks..

hence the scooter

 

[Gas One]

i heard dude just found his snake on the side of the highway and adorned it on his back on some homer's pet pig shit.

 

[BOOBOO619]

SO HE GET'S A PHONE CALL AND HAS TO LEAVE REALLY QUIK..DAMN I HAD A QUESTION

EEEE!! Pobre vato!!



Dude is seriously about to explode.

 

[TROLL]

hence the scooter

well that was the obvious but i didnt feel like i needed to mention it.. lol

 

[coondogg26]

he is gay