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Nov 14, 2002
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LoL... I wrote this while listening to some oldschool beat tracks from like... 92 or 93 or something.

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Your style is whack.. What you's a fuckin' gangsta?
The synapses in ya brain work so slow
I'd prolly have time to paint ya,
a fuckin' portrait before you pulled your piece

I'll give you time to get on ya knees..........


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One sec bitch, I'm still smokin' these trees...

::puff puff::

Ok, mic check, I got the mic you got breasts
Lets do that ova...
Yep, I yell "Fuck you" you yell "HOVA!!"

I got long blue hair
and I'm swingin' chains,
You got a crackwhore mom
And mad growin' pains..
I'm from the burbs
and you from the hood
So I bet it burns
when this punk kid cooks your ass up good
You misunderstood
But I understand,
You're too busy tonight,
got that date with ya hand
So get dressed up real nice
inya knockoff gear with the pants by "N-Ice"
And make sure they're saggin' son,
So I can watch ya trip when you turn and run

Cuz it's so fun knowin you ain't got no gun
and noone backin' you wherever you come from

Ima wear all light colors so you can see me in the dark
See me floatin like a ghost and you runnin out the park (Boo!)
Cuz you's a talkin' mothafucka
A duck and run mothafucka
Im a walkin' mothafucka
A fuck and fun mothafucka
And I just fucked and made fun of you
I just punked and sprayed guns at you like lyrical drive-by
Gaurantee I know what ya got for reply,
It's you duckin' down so I don't see you when you ride by

Stick ya hand out, then sounds like 2-0-Sixx

::click click, click click::

A cap gun with no caps,
You beat in the street, and now in the raps
Let me reply so you don't have to post
Written by Delgado:

Yadda yadda yadda I'm a thug compared to most
little girls, moms, and that Family Feud host
You from NY, your flow is whack
I got a .9, bazooka joes, and fat stacks

A bunch of yadda yadda yadda,
I'm so fuckin' harda
When it comes to KC
I'm the godfatha
Even online I know you're half retarded,
squirt guns in the air yellin'
"PAWDY PEOPLE WETS GET IT STAWDID!!"
Then you wet yourself waitin for mom to put ya in bed
but I'm with moms instead, got her suckin' on my cock
She forgot to tuck you in when I showed her that crack rock

Delgado, You've got no, No bravo, No shot no, Oh no, no show, You owned by 0-r-e-Z, flip Zer0
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Hahhaa..a. Run DMC look out.
 
Aug 21, 2002
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Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh......

I give Zer0 a 10 all across the board...

Hey Delgado, you have to have a come back dude... This is the official battle Thread....

Bring it on.....

Anyone else wanna step up to the mic...

Anyone, anyone, uhhhh, hello, anyone....?
 
Nov 13, 2002
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To: TheVille31
From: Yo Boy Jay Dub


You Workin At McDonalds and you call yourself the ville knowin yo ass aint makin any real skrill... drivin that stankin lankin thats the color of bacon..... mamas boy out of kansas postin on the siccness thinkin he be a gangsta knowin he just fakin it..... you probobly sittin there readin this like why is he makin fun of me..... while im in the back of your house stickin ya sista ilke a bumble bee......



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HAHA Muthafucka HAHA.... thats all you ever posted because too much fry grease got ya brain toasted... im spittin elementry rhymes cuz i know you cant make a comback even that could even touch mine, i cant wait til you try and comeback...sittin there mad with ya face look like a plumbers crack...
 
Feb 12, 2003
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yeah zero..you got me on this..i cant rap what a shame...but I can see why you called me out..I must have struck a nerve by calling you out on the other posts...realism!!!..not some net rap battle
 
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but I can see why you called me out..I must have struck a nerve by calling you out on the other posts...realism!!!..not some net rap battle
Yes, you "calling me out" on the internet is much more real than any net rap battle...
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Hey Jaydub,

Oh shit, check this quick..

You just pissed cuz Wendy's further up the strip
and you ain't got no whip for the takin'
You's on foot and he's sizzlin' you with bacon
Keep readin' to see what I mean,
the only job you got is 70 mile street team
And that pays nadda as told by Heat
so take ya tapes and get your ass back on the street, Jay
Tug on ya pants a bit and turn ya hat around,
lace up your Timberlands and put ya feet on the ground
Step out ya door and listen for the sound
of real niggas comin' to beat ya white ass down
And while you're fuckin' Villes sisty,
just thought ya should know ya just missed me
Feel that warm and sticky? Haha ya just kissed me...

Now go wash that shit off your lips, G...
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Bah... much.... too.... drunk....
 
Oct 24, 2002
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www.beekc.com
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you're reppin about every single camp in Kansas City
young kev, tech n9ne, 70 mile and probablly even short nitty
talkin about my lincoln you aint even got a car
I cant believe you think young kev is ever gonna be a star
i bet he wrote that little rhyme you put down
ghostwriters are a muthafucka when you get exposed as a clown
callin me fake, but i'll be the first to say i'm not a gangsta
i have to let them know that you're a 53rd and 'spect wanksta
you dont have a car, a job, and you say you hustle always
funny you just told me your uncle gave you 200 for your birthday
next time you want a ride to chapman think about this note
show some fuckin respect or else you'll be hitchin a ride on the metro
 
Apr 19, 2003
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TheVille31 said:
you're reppin about every single camp in Kansas City
young kev, tech n9ne, 70 mile and probablly even short nitty
talkin about my lincoln you aint even got a car
I cant believe you think young kev is ever gonna be a star
i bet he wrote that little rhyme you put down
ghostwriters are a muthafucka when you get exposed as a clown
callin me fake, but i'll be the first to say i'm not a gangsta
i have to let them know that you're a 53rd and 'spect wanksta
you dont have a car, a job, and you say you hustle always
funny you just told me your uncle gave you 200 for your birthday
next time you want a ride to chapman think about this note
show some fuckin respect or else you'll be hitchin a ride on the metro

This is terrible,you do better kissing up.HaHaHaHaHa
 
Feb 12, 2003
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Zer0.MediA said:


Yes, you "calling me out" on the internet is much more real than any net rap battle...
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Dont act like you dont know...you said you were comming to kc,but you were too scared to let me know when..now thats realism....stop frontin'
 
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