Now you can smell like a Whopper

[mrtonguetwista]

BOSTON -- Burger King is hoping the scent of its flame-broiled burger can stir romance as well as the appetite.

The fast food restaurant recently unveiled a new men's body spray called Flame, billed as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat," the Boston Herald reported.

But would men actually wear the meaty fragrance?

One South Boston resident told the paper the scent was "very nice," but another man said it was "too heavy." But others simply wondered if the fragrance was a joke.

Flame can be purchased for $4 a bottle at Rickey’s, a New York City retailer, and on firemeetsdesire.com.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i cremated people for a few months back in 2003. when i would check on the bodies alot of hot dead people air would come out and it smell just like whoppers.

 

[caff]

What is the point of this seriously?

Who the fuck would want to smell like a Whopper Value Meal???

Is it to make homeless people jealous when you walk by them and shit?

Who the fuck is going to buy this?

dumb fucks probaly be sprayin it in my mouth when there hungry

 

[Rossibreath]

u can just go inside a burger king & youll smell like that the rest of the day.

 

[L.D.S.]

i cremated people for a few months back in 2003. when i would check on the bodies alot of hot dead people air would come out and it smell just like whoppers.

I don't think I'll ever eat a Whopper the same again..

 

[blade179]

just spray it on your crank and the fat girls will be swallowing you all night.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

I don't think I'll ever eat a Whopper the same again..

GOT ME JONESIN FOR WHOPPERS SO FOR MY LUNCH ID GO GET ONE!

 

[nonfiCKtion]

Lol. Im the type of nigga that would sport that shit on a first date. Or around a bunch of muthafuckas and hear everybody talk about smellin food and don't say nathin!

 

[shirmstick]

Lol. Im the type of nigga that would sport that shit on a first date. Or around a bunch of muthafuckas and hear everybody talk about smellin food and don't say nathin!

hahaha co-sign

 

[HIM]

wow...what a waste of money...how about donate some of that money to people like me instead of wasting it on a for sure fail product like a meaty scent...

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

i read somewhere that some women are attracted by the scent of food rather than cologne.

dont know how much truth there is to that.. someone try it!

 

[AKAZIE]

i cremated people for a few months back in 2003. when i would check on the bodies alot of hot dead people air would come out and it smell just like whoppers.

that a dope as job. Lightweight creepy. But i wouldn't mind gettin paid to burn bodies.

 

[AKAZIE]

i read somewhere that some women are attracted by the scent of food rather than cologne.

dont know how much truth there is to that.. someone try it!

its called Fat Ass Shaboombaloomps Bitches.

 

[Toro]

Lol. Im the type of nigga that would sport that shit on a first date. Or around a bunch of muthafuckas and hear everybody talk about smellin food and don't say nathin!

hahaha

 

[siccness-user]

What is the point of this seriously?

Who the fuck would want to smell like a Whopper Value Meal???

Is it to make homeless people jealous when you walk by them and shit?

Who the fuck is going to buy this?

dumb fucks probaly be sprayin it in my mouth when there hungry

its a publicity stunt, it's so people have something to talk about

 

[MRTHECOSE]

that a dope as job. Lightweight creepy. But i wouldn't mind gettin paid to burn bodies.

IT WASNT BAD. JUST DID CARE FOR THE DOUCHE I WORKED WITH HOGGIN ALL THE CREDIT AND TIPS..

 

[Nebulizah]

IT WASNT BAD. JUST DID CARE FOR THE DOUCHE I WORKED WITH HOGGIN ALL THE CREDIT AND TIPS..

you get tips for burnin dead bodies? shit sign me up

speaking of smellin like whoppers, last year when I had the flu I hadn't eaten BK for weeks beforehand, but I swear every time I hurled it smelled just like a fuckin whopper

btw, that firemeetsdesire.com shit was extremely disturbing...

 

[Nebulizah]

LMAO @ this review on that site:

***** Fantastic! - Frank Reynolds, Philadelphia, PA

After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine! Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow-meat scent.

At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over. I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen double-fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage! It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way! I gave her the best whopper she ever had, and that's sayin alot!

Thanks again, Rickey's! I'm sure you did this for the LULZ, I know I did!