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Noah Herron serves up a little bedpost justice
By MJD
An idiot thief is in the hospital today after he tried to break into the home of Packers running back Noah Herron. Physically, the man is expected to recover. His reputation as a master criminal, however, is probably damaged beyond repair.
Herron was upstairs in his bedroom when he heard the sound of glass breaking downstairs, followed by an unknown number of people entering his home. In a Favre-like bit of improvisation and creativity, Herron unscrewed a post from his bed, and used it to bludgeon the intruder.
For the record, this is not an approach I'd recommend. Please don't try it at home. You may end up dealing with a slightly more competent intruder that's armed with a little more than a bedpost.
But I'd still like to offer a round of applause for Noah Herron, and a hearty belly laugh at the expense of the idiot thief who's handcuffed to a hospital bed this morning, still picking pieces of Noah Herron's bedpost out of his face.
This sounds like the sort of thing that would happen in a Steven Seagal movie, and leave the audience sitting there thinking, "That was awesome, but there's no way that could actually happen." Unscrewing a bedpost and using it as a weapon? Who thinks of that? Jerry Bruckheimer would like to discuss some plot ideas with you, Mr. Herron.
I think the Hall of Fame should contact Herron immediately, and see if they can get their hands on that bedpost. I'd pay an extra few bucks to get into the Hall of Fame and see the "Noah Herron's Bedpost of Justice" exhibit.
Noah Herron serves up a little bedpost justice
By MJD
An idiot thief is in the hospital today after he tried to break into the home of Packers running back Noah Herron. Physically, the man is expected to recover. His reputation as a master criminal, however, is probably damaged beyond repair.
Herron was upstairs in his bedroom when he heard the sound of glass breaking downstairs, followed by an unknown number of people entering his home. In a Favre-like bit of improvisation and creativity, Herron unscrewed a post from his bed, and used it to bludgeon the intruder.
For the record, this is not an approach I'd recommend. Please don't try it at home. You may end up dealing with a slightly more competent intruder that's armed with a little more than a bedpost.
But I'd still like to offer a round of applause for Noah Herron, and a hearty belly laugh at the expense of the idiot thief who's handcuffed to a hospital bed this morning, still picking pieces of Noah Herron's bedpost out of his face.
This sounds like the sort of thing that would happen in a Steven Seagal movie, and leave the audience sitting there thinking, "That was awesome, but there's no way that could actually happen." Unscrewing a bedpost and using it as a weapon? Who thinks of that? Jerry Bruckheimer would like to discuss some plot ideas with you, Mr. Herron.
I think the Hall of Fame should contact Herron immediately, and see if they can get their hands on that bedpost. I'd pay an extra few bucks to get into the Hall of Fame and see the "Noah Herron's Bedpost of Justice" exhibit.
