Next time you smell PIZZA on an elevetor (smells god huh?) ask your self this...

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May 12, 2002
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I smell pizza. It was on this elevator.... whered it go??? Theres like 10 floors, which floor is it on? Whos room is it in?

How much pizza was there, a few slices, or maybe 5 x-tra larges?


Who bought the pizza? Who sold them the pizza? Did they re-sell any of it, if so to whom? Did they leave the building with the sold-slices?

Is it right for me to go look for this pizza? Should some people from outside the building come and search for the pizza instead?

Who made the pizza? I want to talk to the scientists...uh.. i mean dough rollers without their boss around! Whered they get the ingredients for this pizza? Who wrote the recipe? Who owns the machinery to make this pizza?

I know this is pizza i smell, im certain. It must have been on THIS ELEVATOR even tho i cant see it. So who delivered it? Howd they get it to the building?

Whats the size of this pizza?

Should i make them destroy the pizza... uh i mean.... um.. should i have them throw it out? If they refuse should i beat their asses?

Can pizza be used for any other purpose?

WAIT A MINUTE... I eat pizza too. A matter of fact, i keep shit loads of pizza in MY freezer. I buy pizza, i use/eat pizza. Ive made pizza.... Should i hold myself accountable too?