New position available in Music Industry, created right here on SICCNESS!

[Mr. Illmannered]

Yes, a new position has been created in the music industry by some of our own posters right here on Siccness, for people who have no skills in music, promotion, graphics - anything! Im talking about "THE MESSENGER PIGEON"!

What is that you may be asking?

Let me give you an example. Joe Blow member of Siccness makes this topic

"JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MAC MALL!!!! IMPORTANT INFO!!!"

-body of post-

"I just got off the phone with legendary bay rapper Mac muthafuckin Mall and he wanted me to tell yall that he is currently deciding whether he should switch from Coke to Diet Coke! He also put the phone down for 5 minutes to answer the door when THE UPS GUY SHOWED UP WITH A PACKAGE - FOR HIM!!!! I'll keep you guys posted because now Im pretty sure Im part of the music industry!!"

So now hiring - PIGEON MESSENGERS!! Sign up, be important!

lol.

 

[ValleyEnt]

Eh?

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Nah, DJ PIMP actually has a REASON for bringing shit to the board, hes IN MUSIC. Im talkin about all the dudes that have NOTHING to do with music that call the number on the backs of cds, then bring "exciting news" to the board, its funny as hell to me.

 

[ejukated_ent]

damn now ive seen "messages" come through such as those from dj pimp but never anything as silly as that. c'mon, now we all know some of our favorite rappers aint up on the internet shit so those of us who are should be able to help them out...anyone see any problems with that?

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Cmon Ejukated - do a search and youll find some funny shit. Of course nothing as exaggerated as what I wrote, but some pretty pointless shit. And no, I dont see any problem with posting some real shit instead of "MC So and So just finished track 4 of his upcoming album! Hell be done sometime in 2007 - Ill keep you updated". To me its just fuckin pointless and now Im clownin.

 

[dj pimp]

dj pimp?

yo where can i get an application. that sounds like its right up my alley. by the way, i just called mac mall and he prefers orange crush... i'm still not sure what was in the package but i'll keep ya'll posted. could be somethin from home shopping network, but i cant be sure. stay tuned. on another note, i just got off the phone with my dear homie celly cel and he tells me he might be getting a hair cut soon, but you aint heard that from me.

 

[Fair Phil]

yo where can i get an application. that sounds like its right up my alley. by the way, i just called mac mall and he prefers orange crush... i'm still not sure what was in the package but i'll keep ya'll posted. could be somethin from home shopping network, but i cant be sure. stay tuned. on another note, i just got off the phone with my dear homie celly cel and he tells me he might be getting a hair cut soon, but you aint heard that from me.

Shit my side hurts from laughing so hard.

 

[dj pimp]

you do seem to have endless connections tho pimp

9 times out of 10 an artist will ask me to post something for them. however i never spread gossip. if i post it, its 100% true and fact. i would like someone to go thru my post and show me some bullshit i posted and i'll eat my words.

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

" just got off the phone with my dear homie celly cel and he tells me he might be getting a hair cut soon"

Now thats what Im talkin about, someone got the joke! The people who really post this pointless shit will be the ones who get offended

 

[ValleyEnt]

9 times out of 10 an artist will ask me to post something for them. however i never spread gossip. if i post it, its 100% true and fact. i would like someone to go thru my post and show me some bullshit i posted and i'll eat my words.

Tell CELLY dont do it! I just Cut My Long hair 2 Months ago and I hate the fact that I cant rock my Jesus perm No More!!!! (By the way, I'm Serious)

 

[dj pimp]

all the latest news in bay area hip hop, these are all facts.

1)young dru is doing a song to murdocs beat
2)versatyle just did production on 14 of hammers new trax
3)b-legit is droppin 3 new dvd's in the next few months
4)some thizz releases got pushed back again
5)mike mosley is in LA gettin ready to sign a major publishing deal
6)ap9's new site www.ap9online.com will be up in a few days, please support it.
7)gonzoe has a new site www.blocwize.com not bay, but dope)
8)moe green is blowin up
9)assassin has a new studio thats state of the art
10)assassins 2 new records are with san quinn and mopreme
11)young dru is on a radio tour
12)rhythmx is a huge nascar fan and is doing music for them
13)chauncey from the fonky chicken has a new site soon www.fonkychicken.com
14)rapbay has the limited edition of BODY SHOTZ
15)b-legit has joined siccness
16)makaveli the way he wanted it volume 2 is dope as hell and drops soon.
17)old school legend rob base is dropping an album featuring bay cats
18)PSD is still dope
19)sleep dank is droppin danker nation
20)ap9 and gonzoe are working on an album together
21) playa rae is the hardest working man in the business.
22) look for versatyle in the next issue of xplosive magazine
23)dj pimp is older than too short
24)mike marshall the living legend is dropping a new record

some people will be interested in some of these posts, some will not.

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

^^See, thats news. What someone MAY OR MAY NOT BE DOING, is not news, that is what this thread is making fun of.

 

[tonymontana925]

some thizz releases got pushed back again

SHOCKING....

 

[Done Deal Kenny]

right on pimp..... the only fiction i see on there is the part about quinn. quinn hasn't or isn't doing duo albums with anyone.

 

[dj pimp]

right on pimp..... the only fiction i see on there is the part about quinn. quinn hasn't or isn't doing duo albums with anyone.

the album is already done and its caled "FROM FILLMOE 2 SAN JO" volume 2 with assassin and san quinn. ask him, he'll tell ya. assassin is just waiting on the artwork, but the whole record been done for six months now...
go to http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=53769

and listen to the intro of san quinn and assassin present "Fillmoe 2 San Jo" part 2
also listen to new thuglife trax with macadochis and mopreme as well. also check out the new smash single from assassin featuring humpty hump and produced by shock g.

 

[LiL Nando]

looks like quinn was on the intro lol he making music while some are sleepin

 

[dj pimp]

san quinn is on 16 out of the 19 trax on FILLMOE 2 SAN JO part 2 and all of them are brand new unreleased trax

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol Gabe came thru with some hilarious, but TRUE shit on this one


Truth be told, ALOT of us here know Bay artists and/or work with them....Unless it's "news" stop tryin to be a star!

 

[Sav Scorcese]

seems to me like Kenny doesn't know everything huh ? Don't take it personal man i'm playin.

 

[C-4]

so Mac Mall prefers orange crush huh? i didn't even know you could still get that stuff... haha


i heard that mac mall's package was a set of ginsu knives, he only payed $19.95 and because he called in the first 10 minutes, he got a second set of knives, a utility knife and a juicer absolutely FREE!!