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i saw this. the conclusion i came up with is basically that if cops want to fuck you over and you are dirty, there is not much you can do to stop them. they can make the dogs indicate on command whether the dog smells anything or not. the dude also says most narcs are complete assholes and racial profiling is routine. the only thing you can do us try not to get pulled over. one big thing it points out is that if the cop writes you a ticket or leaves you with a warning, get the fuck outta there as soon as possible cause they will try to make you stick around and act like you are you not allowed to leave until you give up info, even though at that point you are legally free to go. (this way they can testify in court that you were free to leave when you gave the information and its not from coercion)
 

Defy

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I saw it. it was mostly about weed, also mostly about traffickers. it states obvious things like don't have any paraphanelia visible (like if you have shit in the glove box, don't keep your registration in there and pull it out in front of a cop), also that they'll pull out the driver and make the passenger search for the regs so its like searching the car without actually searching it. like nhojsmith said, the main thing is once they make you sign a ticket or tell you you're not getting one then you are free to go.
 
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707REPRESENTA said:
well if there is....hypothetically speaking....cause im hopin to some god that there isn't....but if there is...and the dog comes up to me smellin my crotch area cause i'm just gonna put in a bag in my undies...

"AW SHIT...this is embarrassing, can i go change my tampon real quick?" hahahhahahahahahaha
n run my ass to the bathroom and never be seen again!
 

Arson

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rekomstop said:
well if there is....hypothetically speaking....cause im hopin to some god that there isn't....but if there is...and the dog comes up to me smellin my crotch area cause i'm just gonna put in a bag in my undies...

"AW SHIT...this is embarrassing, can i go change my tampon real quick?" hahahhahahahahahaha
n run my ass to the bathroom and never be seen again!
well luckily for you, the "other" odors in that area, will probley make the dog yelp, and run off.
 
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GHB said:
well luckily for you, the "other" odors in that area, will probley make the dog yelp, and run off.
hey how'd you know?!:classic:

is it that badd that you can smell it over the internet too? shit...imma have to talk to kalyn with her advice....


hahaha