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Miz X RaiDeD

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Let me just say that this is no offense to the people with the following names because we all realize, it aint your fault. This is to your parents for doing this to you. I realize millions of people have touched basis on this topic, but I had to throw my 2cents in because the madness must cease...

Why why why...do you people insist on naming your child after cars that ya broke ass cannot afford? How are you just gonna sit up here and name your child ALEXUS?? I mean, yea it's a cute name, but stop wishing that your child will turn into a damn Lexus.

You're still pushin a 1984 Geo Metro, and gonna have your child named Mercedes? You are WRONG!!

Here's the one that always gets to me...

You gotta bus pass, a 2 year old named RayRay, and another 5 year old girl...by the name of PORTIA? Not only did you curse this poor child for life, you even tried to cover it up by spelling it different? Everybody knows what a porsche is, so stop thinkin you can get away with it because you are wrong.

My parents didn't name me after a car, but I still got a pretty "unusual" first name. Seems like they just took a whole bunch of letters and randomly picked them out, laid them down and took whatever word came out. Ghetto scrabble I guess. But back to my point, people, parents, babymommas, please for the love of GOD, stop naming your child after cars that your broke asses can't afford. It's beyond shameful and it's just plain ridiculous.
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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I'm gonna name my first daughter chevrolet and i'm gonna name my first son daihatsu.
 
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phil

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one of my homeboys is an allen iverson groupie but i never realized how intense it was til he named his 1st born IVERSON. I asked him if he was gonna call his girl IVERDAUGHTER.
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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phil said:
one of my homeboys is an allen iverson groupie but i never realized how intense it was til he named his 1st born IVERSON. I asked him if he was gonna call his girl IVERDAUGHTER.
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whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
 
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Juan Million

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Miz X RaiDeD said:
How are you just gonna sit up here and name your child ALEXUS?? I mean, yea it's a cute name, but stop wishing that your child will turn into a damn Lexus.
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I understand what you're tryna get at with the kids named after cars thing, but the name Alexus has NOTHING to do with Lexus cars.
 
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BIG J

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Deep Thought said:
I went to school with kids named, Fameous, Precious, Moon, Seatree, Frane, Diamond, Lexus, Porsha, Mercedes, Mister, and Famous. Go figure.
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That would be hela weird to Be named Mister, people would always be sayin' Hey Mister.
Ima have to name my Kid Daewoo LMAO!
It is kinda Fucked up though, only Porn stars Screen names should be named after cars, like Lexus.
For real Speakin' on Funny Names this Vietnamese dude I knew Back in tha Day, his real Name Was Hung Long. But people just called him John(he had to have the Americanized Name)
 
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BIG REESE LOC1

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Well...

My oldest daughter is named CAPRICE. If someone is digging a certain name, why hate? I read someone say "folks naming they kids after cars they cant afford..." Stop being so materialistic:beard:
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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Re: Well...

BIG J said:
That would be hela weird to Be named Mister, people would always be sayin' Hey Mister.
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That was the whole idea I was told. Lil homie was black and his pops wanted to be sure "The Man" always showed him respect.
BIG REESE LOC1 said:
My oldest daughter is named CAPRICE. If someone is digging a certain name, why hate? I read someone say "folks maning they kids after cars they cant afford..."
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That doesn't apply in your situation because hell, who can't aford a Caprice? Even I had a '77 glasshouse back in the day ('94-'95).
 
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©úrrëntP¤ð

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Somebody should call their son or daughter... B.m.w

then when start going to school, theres a good chance they'ell get called names like.....

Black Muthafuckin' wench
Big masturbating woman
big monkey wombat
bastard monkey willey
bloke monkey whore
belly melly welly.
 
ConnDemned

ConnDemned

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you do know that cars are most often named after the guy that made them, or what not, like Henry Ford, made the Ford, and there's a Mr. Benz guy and shit... so why not ask why they named cars after people.... but Brandy is a really common girls name, not always named after the alcohol. On another note my cousin's initials are B.M.W. *first name is Brandy too*

but there was no 1984 Metro, but thanks for playing


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