My turkey has it's head up his ass...

[Mike Manson]

Yesterday I bought a turkey for a nice christmas dinner today.

Just went to the kitchen to start preparing it and think to myself that something does not look right...then I noticed the head:

CPS

 

[Sacsick]

Lmao wtf

 

[Mike Manson]

Before somebody else says it:

Maybe it's the Chinese Taxi Driver's way to leave a horse head in my bed...

 

[mrtonguetwista]

You're one weird fucker dude lol

 

[Mike Manson]

I bought it like that. Dunno why they would put the head in it's ass...

Chinese People Shit

 

[MizeryMade]

What The Fuck!

 

[niguardian]

bucoooooock* afroman voice

 

[BUTCHER 206]

cause thats where you stuff all the guts and shit most ppl dont want, but very few people do want and actually use; cause it saves space and ppl dont see that nasty shit as theyre buying it

i assume the head / neck could make some good soup stock.

have u ever had bbq'd turkey necks? the samoan homie who lived by my old house would throw bbq's with his family, one time he brought over some grilled turkey necks, that shit was super super fuckin good

 

[Mike Manson]

Yeah...my sister in law already said she'll use it for some hot pot...

Turkey turned out awesome! Stuffing out of bread, milk, bacon, onions, apples. Dry rubbed it with a salt, pepper, garlic, herb, chili mix. Roasted it on the grid with veggies and stock in a pan underneath.

Served it together with potatoes, red cabbage, and gravy.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Do Chinese turkeys go robble robble robble?

 

[Mac Jesus]

No because they can't pronounce the L in robbLe

 

[L.D.S.]

robber robber robber

Now, it's a ghetto bird.

 

[Nuttkase]

Now, it's a ghetto bird.

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