my roommates is a dopefiend thief...

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mustynutz

mustynutz

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aint this a bitch, found out my roommates a dopefiend and he been going into my shit lookin for my dope sack...found my door lock jammed up and evidence showin the lock been fucked with, broken open....
its a cold game....im glad i dont leave my shit at home and keep it on me or in my safe...

but yeah....gotta move out and find a new place....im done dealin with roomates man, shits always ends up fucked up

would i be wrong to seek out forms of extreme revenge...? nothin has been stolen except for my trust...and i cant get that back...but its obvious he been goin though my shit...and i aint finna let it go....im just not sure how extreme to get.....

i would whoop dudes ass, but its a mismatched fight, and plus...skinny niggas like me dont fight fair...thats just the way it is...call it what ya want to...


i got $500 for anyone lookin for a side job....holla at me, you must have a polaroid/digital camera and not be afraid of going to jail , snitches need not apply.
 
Mean Mugg

Mean Mugg

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Damn that's fucked up! Go ransacking thru his shit throwing shit all over the place. I'd go beserk to find out if my roomie broke into my room looking thru my shit.
 
Cheaptimes

Cheaptimes

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I say just start goin through his shit. But be hella obvious about it. LIke instead of fuckin with his lock, just kick the door in at three in the mornin while hes sleeping... just start ransaking. even if its shit you dont want or need.
Or you could go the nice n slow sublte method... shaved glass in his linguini, or ajax in his blow... you know something thatll make you both go ha-ha when its all over...
 
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c-monster

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you can't trust dopefiends even though they might be your brothers, best friend or cousin!!! i say give him some ajax like what somebody suggested or take all stuff and burn it in front of him!!!
 
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if he is a tru dope fiend, he will use or somke what ever he finds.

put some ajax in a baggie and leave it out. if he steals it and uses it, his bad. that way you are not directly linked to the pay back. leave some herb out laced with some fucked up shit on it. let him hang himself with the rope.
 
vinylfiend

vinylfiend

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Humboldt High said:
if he is a tru dope fiend, he will use or somke what ever he finds.

put some ajax in a baggie and leave it out. if he steals it and uses it, his bad. that way you are not directly linked to the pay back. leave some herb out laced with some fucked up shit on it. let him hang himself with the rope.
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I like this idea the best, then its all on him!
 
Rich

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that's fucked up to hear he be goin through your shit...like others have said go through his shit right before you leave and kick his doors out
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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i was thinkin of

supergluing all the locks...

lacing a blunt with a gram of 5meo DMT and leavin it there, let him smoke it
read about 5meoDMT here
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=19319

removing all the heating vents and filling them with various raw fish (winter is coming up..its bound to get cold)

and a few other tricks up my sleeve..revenge is a dish best served cold....

this is only the beginning
 
sirreal

sirreal

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fuck the dmt use belladonna it's legal and way shittier read about it :
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Belladonna.shtml

i had some homies that ate jimson weed(datura, same plant family as belladonna) and they went to the mental hospital for like 2-3 days from crazy hallucinations
also the raw fish vent thing... is better as a mason jar filled with milk and raw chicken,then tossed in the heater vent. It takes a while for the heat to make the jar ferment but nasty gas builds up and bursts the jar with the foulest stench ever, if you do it, by mid winter he will be forced to move
Also Play hide a Duke with him: find a spot ( like a shoe box in your roomates closet, or under his bed)
take a nasty shit in the box then hide the duke surprise. be sure to
punch a few holes in the lid so the aroma gets out and see how long
it takes him to find it.
Piss in the milk,and leave it in the fridge,or leave a beer or 40 out uncapped and at room temperature for like a month,recap it and put it in the fridge,and let him drink it
These are some things that may help
 
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