My Review of Pat Rich - Bulletproof Pimpin & Pistol Packin

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Apr 25, 2002
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1) "Intro"
This is just the intro with some talking and ryhming by a guy named Handsome Jeff. Nothing but some talking with the same beat as the second song in the background.

2) "Playboy Tax"
The first song has a good beat done by Bishop. It was also the same beat from the intro track. Pat Rich talks about charging a playboy tax on all the girls. His voice isn't all that great and it doesn't really sound all that good. His flows are good on this one, this song is the kind that best fits his style of flow. A decent song at best, but I'm feeling all that much.

3) "Tabasco" ft. Jackpot
An ok beat by Nickel 'n Dime Productions. Pat Rich starts it off with a good verse. Jackpot has the second verse and comes alright on the mic. A decent song, nothing all that great about it, but decent overall.

4) "Servin' Hot Ones"
A cool club type beat done by Bishop. The hook isn't that great, but Pat Rich on the verses comes cool. Not a great song, but it's the best so far. Pat Rich puts down some flows about servin out some hot ones. A good song overall.

5) "History" ft. Smoov-E
Probably the best song on the album right here. Smoov-E has the first and last verse and makes for a good feature. I'm not usually a big fan of Smoov-E, but he comes with a cool flow on this song. Smoov-E also lays down a cool beat that fits the theme of the song perfectly. Pat Rich has the second verse and spits a good one, I like his style on this type of slow beat. The best song on the album by far, I'm feeling it.

6) "Make Me Rich" ft. S.P.Laya
Bishop produces another club type beat for this song. The hook is terrible, I don't like the singing at all. I'm not feeling Pat Rich on the mic at all, I don't like his voice or the flows he puts down. S.P.Laya isn't that much of an improvement either. I'm not feeling this song at all.

7) "The Spit Shine" ft. Zigidy
Nickel 'n Dime Productions lays down a nice beat with some nice paino work in the background. I don't really think this type of beat fits Pat Rich's style at all though. Zigidy does the hook, but I'm not feeling it at all. Pat Rich spits some cool verses, but I'm not really feeling this song at all.

8) "Eye on the Ridah" ft. Count Salaz, Jackpot
Nickel 'n Dime Productions lays down a solid beat as Dan Burkett lays down some nice work on the guitar. Count Salaz comes first and comes hard on the mic, he spits the best verse of all three. Pat Rich comes with a good verse too, Jackpot is alright, but I'm not feeling him as much as the other two. Another one of the best songs on the album, a good song overall.

9) "Where You From" ft. Ant D.O.G.
Bishop lays down a cool beat. The hook to this song is bad, I don't like whoever sings it at all. Pat Rich comes with a couple decent verses. Ant D.O.G. rips up the mic on his verse. I'm feeling Ant D.O.G. the most out of anything on this song. A decent song overall.

10) "Payback" ft. Playa Renz
A solid beat done by Nickel 'n Dime Productions. Pat Rich has one of his best songs lyrically on this one. Playa Renz comes cool on his verse. I think it might have been best left as a Pat Rich solo, but it's still a cool song overall.

11) "Madman Grindin'" ft. Jackpot
Another beat done by Nickel 'n Dime Productions, but I'm not feeling this one as much as some of the other beats by them. Pat Rich comes ok on the mic with some nice flows. I'm not feeling Jackpot at all though, this would have been best left as a solo song. A decent song overall, it might have been better as a solo.

12) "G Shit/Pimp Shit" ft. Jackpot
A bit of a weird beat, but it's alright done again by Nickel 'n Dime Productions. Jackpot comes much better on this song than the last one. Pat Rich comes alright on the mic, but the hook isn't very good. A good song overall, it would have been a lot better with a different hook.

13) "Vagina Variety" ft. Jackpot, Battleship Phil, Count Salaz
Another Nickel 'n Dime Productions beat, but I'm not feeling this one at all, with its slow pace. The flows are all about that variety in pussy. All four don't really have that outstanding of a flow, but I'm feeling Count Salaz the most. Really Count Salaz shines above the other three. I'm not feeling this song besides Count Salaz's verse.

14) "The Next Chapter"
A cool little beat done by Smoov-E and Brian Batoosingh. Pat Rich comes ok on the mic, but sometimes the beat goes too fast for him too keep up with. The hook is pretty good though. I like the hook and the beat the most on this one, I'm not feeling Pat Rich on the verses all that much. A decent song overall.

15) "Lay it Down"
Salvatore does the production for this song, but I'm not feeling it at all. I'm not feeling Pat Rich on the hook or on the verses at all. I don't like his delivery or his style on this one at all. Just a plain poor track overall, I'm feeling it at all.

16) "The Last Drop"
A cool little beat done by Nickel 'n Dime Productions right here. This is just a shout out type of song where Pat Rich just does a lot of talking. I like the beat a lot though.

17) "Outro"
Another solid beat done by Nickel 'n Dime Productions. Pat Rich saved his best for last. This is his best song I think. His flow is solid and it fits well with this beat. A good song to finish the song with, very good end to the album.

Overall I was expecting a lot more from Pat Rich on this album. The production was alright for the most part by there were a few songs that had some knoccin ass beats, but I found that I wasn't into a majority of the beats though. The features weren't all that great. The only ones that I was really into were Smoov-E, Ant D.O.G. and Count Salaz, the others weren't all that great. Pat Rich had a few shining moments on the mic where his flow was really tight, but for the most part I wasn't feeling his delivery or the lyrics he spit. I really wasn't feeling a majority of this album, maybe future releases will be better from Pat Rich.

Overall Rating = 2/5
 
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i went to 50-50 to listen to this cd to make my own opinion and here it is...

since you guys only had 4 tracks up to listen to, i swooped and ill just do a short summary on what i heard...

at first listen to playboy tax, pat's voice sounded fake, like a geeky dood with a deep voice impersonatin Juvenile, the rhyme scheme was simple, however the beat was knoccin, the flows...wow he just comes off as fake to me this "just add water/instant pimp shit" is fuckin weak to me especially because ill put my life down that he dont do 20% of what he raps. . .

Then i peeped "make me rich", it sounded like a sad attempt at a mainstream pimp song, generic, run of the mill shit, basic rhymin, nothin spectacular, yet, another tight beat in my opinion

next was "where you from", as soon as i heard "throw yo hood upppppp", i paused the song, looked at the cd cover, started the song again, stopped it, looked at the cd cover one more time and realized what i was doin, closed internet explorer and came back here to tell 5050 records to stop puttin out music from pat rich.
 
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To each his own. you cant judge a book by its cover (which is exactly what your doing) and you damn sure can't determine whats real or fake if you don't know me personally. Just a little bit of ignorance on your part. It's all good. ain't no fake shit here tho. just put your backpack on and keep bumpin your black eyed peas and jurassic 5 and leave the G-shit alone. Kryptic Flows: lol at that name. Location: listening to music in my room, whoa! that is some savage shit right there...lol.....what a gaylord
 
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^^you aint hurtin my feelins any patrick its all good, i could be judgin a book by its cover but thats like havin clay aiken do gangsta rap then me callin him fake - id just be judgin a book by its cover huh -- then you wanna talk about black eyed peas and jurassic 5 who the fuck is jurassic 5? lol pat rich lol @ that name. and my location speaks for itself -- if im sittin here on the siccness typin im in my room and at the same time listenin to music -- whats supposed to be savage about the location i post on the siccness? then you called me a gaylord? lmao -- what kinda fruity pebbles huggies sportin ass bitch fuckin sad ass 29 year old white dood talkin about bein a pimp -- theres a reason your just now droppin a cd at 29 years old -- a cd with the quality of a first year rapper at that. . .now that ive killed the subject im gunna leave it at that
 
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cry me a river fruit loop. changed your location name already huh? why did you do that? didn't mean to hurt your feelings cupcake. sensitive internet thug needs a hug. lol
 
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KrypticFlowz said:
^^you aint hurtin my feelins any patrick its all good, i could be judgin a book by its cover but thats like havin clay aiken do gangsta rap then me callin him fake - id just be judgin a book by its cover huh -- then you wanna talk about black eyed peas and jurassic 5 who the fuck is jurassic 5? lol pat rich lol @ that name. and my location speaks for itself -- if im sittin here on the siccness typin im in my room and at the same time listenin to music -- whats supposed to be savage about the location i post on the siccness? then you called me a gaylord? lmao -- what kinda fruity pebbles huggies sportin ass bitch fuckin sad ass 29 year old white dood talkin about bein a pimp -- theres a reason your just now droppin a cd at 29 years old -- a cd with the quality of a first year rapper at that. . .now that ive killed the subject im gunna leave it at that
 
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Pat Rich said:
.......yawn
thats a better review for your disc than mine...

the forums called judgement day, if you cant handle my opinion than dont post here, your shits just played

it breaks down to this

you rap about shit plenty of others already have -- it aint original and you dont do it better or as good as anyone else -- i peeped your tracks before i even gave a review and i gave my 100% honest opinion on what i heard
 

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i loved the song kyhompb, and wanted to get the albums of all teh guys on that song.
i got the pat rich and i dont judge it by real or fake- it sounded good to me. there were quite a few songs i liked. eye of the ridah is good shit along with some others. im sure some aspects could be improved, but for his first album i liked it.