**My little Vell Bakardi Freestyle Diss**

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sorry, I was a little bored and felt like havin' Tech's Lyrical back against Vell Bakardi (fsshh!!Like Tech really needs my Lyrical help!! LOL) anyways, here it is:

"Vell Bakhardly Can't Amount to Tech"
by: Glen aka "JuggalOutkAxt"


yo...this is dedicated../ to the hatin-ass mothafucka named.../ Vell Bakardi/ hatin on Tech/ Masterbatin' to Tech/waitin' for a check instead of welfare/well-here's this bitch nigga/ pretendin' to be rich nigga/ perversed nigga/ reverse racist/ jackin' off to different forms of kiddy porn like R. Kelly fuckin a little girl with braces/Keep callin Tech a black cracker/you just hatin' just cause you can't flip your raps backwards/cause you lack words/you jack words/ that infact re-in-acts the demographic of gay dudes hittin you from the back/ Vell Bakardi/...look at your fuckin name/ named after a drink your bitch-ass can't even afford/ shit's a shame./Don't hate just cause Strange got some../black, white nickle-dime peice dames/ I'm just rappin/ I'm just a Tech N9ne fan/ and compared to me/ your lyrics sucks a bowl of dicks and shit, they all lame/"JuggalOutkAxt"/The F.T.I. movement up in this bitch/

Fuck Vell Bakardi/ he ain't worth dissin'/ all the bums in "Bumfights" are more rich/Lay off the Haterade ya bitch-made/mitch bade reverse racist motherfucker/ another thing, I ain't white/ I'm asian... the only thing white around here's the white your girl's tastin'...bitch



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there it is, e-mail me at [email protected] and tell me what you think about it... it was just a little something somethin' ya know? Peace out!! ohh.. and NICK!! lol, that shit is funny how Tech's doing shit with Psychopathic Records peoples nowadays!! remember when you were telling me how you hate ICP and other juggalos???? LOL, I could still sense your hate on your TechN9neHQ.com updates with your "motherfuckers" remark hahahaha you're a fool!! But anyways, thanks for chatting with me online from time to time and for not totally hating me for being a juggalo!!



one more thing, if you guys haven't LISTEN TO THE NEW SONGS by "The Street Chiefs" at:
http://www.StreetChiefs.com
they're fuckin tight, I will be sending Travis a promo pack of The Street Chiefs' shit so when Tech N9ne comes down here to Los Angeles, hopefully they can open up for him.
 
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Evidently, from what I've been told, it doesn't matter what you write, what language it's in or if it's a language at all... It's how you flow.
 
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right zero
it's all about the delivery
good words that make sense are always a plus

cause it's still music first and "poetry" second as far as i'm concerned. i was listening to shit when i didn't understand a word of english and shit that sounded good was good no matter what the fuck they saying
 
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in10city_131x said:
right zero
it's all about the delivery
good words that make sense are always a plus

cause it's still music first and "poetry" second as far as i'm concerned. i was listening to shit when i didn't understand a word of english and shit that sounded good was good no matter what the fuck they saying
Shit... There was a point where you didn't know a word of English!? Man, good fuckin' work on the learning tip. I never would have guessed.


I get what you're sayin' though, because I listen to Rammstein and Puya, but when it comes to rap, if I can't understand you or particularly like what you're saying, then I don't see the point. If I wanted to hear beats I'd put on trance or drum n' bass, ya know? Just me though I guess, I mean the same applies for rock music only I also say the same for the music.
 
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Ok so that was good, but my shit was bad.... hmmmm. I guess I should start using terms like "Haterade".

Hows this? Ahem.

I'll stab you with the shards of a Pepsi when you mess me because you're just a mess in aisle three now you stress me, Watch my Sierra Fist it's kung fu like a Jackie Chan flick or a blacksploitation chick got you chasin' Blackula, got Pam Grier bitchslappin' ya while you run away, grab the mop I dropped the Dr. Pepperspray when I Poland Sprung on ya, you so white you should get some Delight Sun on ya

I don't care what you guys say... that's good shit.

::pats himself on the back, again::
 
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Bullshit... Imagine the video... Zer0 chasin' some clerk around your local supermarket with a shopping cart, through the soda aisle sprayin' shit all over and then.... Pam Grier shows up and pulls some Dr.Pepperspray out of her hair and I do some ninja shit and drop it on the floor

"Cleanup in aisle three!"

And blackula turns all white when he sees me turn around.. How he got there I dunno but I spray some sunny delight on 'em and he melts because he's a vampire.

That's some sick shit. All shot with the same film and same speed as an Em video. Actually it's like the slacker video too... Quick and a bit jumpy and all goofy style.

Man I can't wait to get done with school...
 
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LoL... it's all good 'cuz I'm just playin. Although, in my head the shit is great. Now, how did I get Pam Grier to sign on? Guess I'll have to act all black like Quentin.