My homie dodged a bullet today...

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Jun 8, 2004
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Literally. His school was shot up today by some crazed cocksucker with a sawed off shotgun. He was supposed to have class right beside where it happened, but he skipped today. Thank God he's lazy.. :ermm:
 
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Someone needs to rush a Wal-Mart, Friday after five or six when everyone got paid and is off of work. Hop up on a register, and yell, "Hey everyone!"

After this, blow your dome off in the direction of the largest group of folks, rendering them soaked in your brain matter and scarring all witnesses for life.