My goldfish has the swine flu.

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ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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My goldfish has the swine flu. She’s 36 days old (from when I got her at the pet store). I hope she lives and doesn't only swim backwards.

I could have been a responsible pet owner and got her the vaccine, but I was worried about the mercury abortion microchips Obama and his illuminati controlers had placed in there.

I’m really worried. I hope my fish gets better.

Please keep my goldfish in your prayers yall. Props accepted as an alternative to prayers.


Here is a picture for added sympathy:

 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

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Nov 24, 2003
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This is stupid because

1- The vaccination is not readily available and in some places not available at all

2- A vaccination doesn't completely eliminate the possibility of catching the particular strain of flu you were receiving the vaccination for

3- Many people in the medical field themselves (including those giving the vaccinations) refuse to get vaccinations because of the potential detrimental side effects as well as the unknown reactions to some of the ingredients in the vaccination

4- There have been confirmed cases of vaccinations being the cause and/or source of virus mutation
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

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Feb 9, 2003
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This is fucking stupid and obviously a trolling thread. Everyone with half a brain would know that a vaccination would skewer a freaking gold fish.

Instead they make the medicine in droplet form so you can use an eye dropper and drop a few in the fishes water. Gosh!
 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

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ColdBlooded said:
Excuse me!?! I think you missed the point. My goldfish is sick and I am looking for prayers and sympathy on an internet message board.

Prayers and props or GTFO.

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Is looking for prayers and sympathy on an internet message board really that much different than looking for affirmation by trying to make people laugh on an internet message board? :confused:
 
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