Ok, ya'll...what the fuck is up with the public toilets, im talkin bout public ones, the one at ya job, the port o potties, the one at Mickey D's...anywhere...
First of all, at the BART station the toilet paper comes out in fuckin 2"x2" squares and you need like 150 of em to wipe ya ass...your sepnd more time fightin with the toilet paper dispenser then shittin...
And how to muthafucka leaves shit stains on the toilet....not in the bowl, im talkin around the top and in the back, all on the ring and shit.. WTF?
I saw shit sprayed on a wall one time, like dude just bent over and sprayed the wall with diarrhea...WTF ?
I had a job at the mall being a janitor once....we had to clean the women bathroom (ya'll think that shit is all clean and smells like perfume huh) FUCK NAAAAW, i would always see shit around the rim of the toiletseat...WTF? and it was in the ladies one mostly...WTF?
AND how the fuck do you use those damn ass gaskets? you know those fuckin wax paper like tissue they give you to cover the toilet seat...i dont get it...you pull it out and then you have to fuckin like rip out the middle, but if you rip the wrong way you have to start all over with a new one, unless your like a 6th generation origami master straight from Okinawa and can figure out how the hell to get it right
I think they're there just to piss people off...
BTW have you ever had to wipe ya ass with an ass gasket (ran out of toilet paper once)
Talk about pain....not pleasant at all...
Or wipin ya ass with them damn BART station toilet pieces and gettin shitfinger...thats fuckin the worst.
One day ima fulla degrade a woman (HEY SARGE WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME) and make her get on her knees and give me head in the BART bathroom while i smoke crack....do it Marion Berry style...then shoot up and pass out on the toilet
ok, that last part was goin too far.....well....maybe not.
ITS FRIDAY MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA.....coked out at work off some trainwreck and you know where you can findme
"You can find me at the club....smokin on a dub..
hash weed, kief,whatever you neeed you know we got the plug....
Takes ya ass down the block if you lookin for some druuugs
But if you lookin for some bud you know we always showin love...always showin love....You can find me at the club"
First of all, at the BART station the toilet paper comes out in fuckin 2"x2" squares and you need like 150 of em to wipe ya ass...your sepnd more time fightin with the toilet paper dispenser then shittin...
And how to muthafucka leaves shit stains on the toilet....not in the bowl, im talkin around the top and in the back, all on the ring and shit.. WTF?
I saw shit sprayed on a wall one time, like dude just bent over and sprayed the wall with diarrhea...WTF ?
I had a job at the mall being a janitor once....we had to clean the women bathroom (ya'll think that shit is all clean and smells like perfume huh) FUCK NAAAAW, i would always see shit around the rim of the toiletseat...WTF? and it was in the ladies one mostly...WTF?
AND how the fuck do you use those damn ass gaskets? you know those fuckin wax paper like tissue they give you to cover the toilet seat...i dont get it...you pull it out and then you have to fuckin like rip out the middle, but if you rip the wrong way you have to start all over with a new one, unless your like a 6th generation origami master straight from Okinawa and can figure out how the hell to get it right
I think they're there just to piss people off...
BTW have you ever had to wipe ya ass with an ass gasket (ran out of toilet paper once)
Talk about pain....not pleasant at all...
Or wipin ya ass with them damn BART station toilet pieces and gettin shitfinger...thats fuckin the worst.
One day ima fulla degrade a woman (HEY SARGE WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME) and make her get on her knees and give me head in the BART bathroom while i smoke crack....do it Marion Berry style...then shoot up and pass out on the toilet
ok, that last part was goin too far.....well....maybe not.
ITS FRIDAY MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA.....coked out at work off some trainwreck and you know where you can findme
"You can find me at the club....smokin on a dub..
hash weed, kief,whatever you neeed you know we got the plug....
Takes ya ass down the block if you lookin for some druuugs
But if you lookin for some bud you know we always showin love...always showin love....You can find me at the club"
