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Sep 5, 2003
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lol my shit was weird...Libra:

You have a lot of time and devotion and are a fantastic person when it comes to filling banana skins with soap and selling them on to your friends. Remain wise and be wary of things.
 
May 13, 2002
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#5
Your horoscope for today:
Today you will encounter many crackers hating on your style. You must rise above whitey and shoot as many honkies as possible before traveling to Mexico with your new white girlfriend.

Damn, that’s exactly what happened today too!
 
Dec 11, 2002
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Beware of wearing acrylic nails as false eyelashes! Your relationship may get a smack in the teeth because of this. Don't glow in the dark.


^

Mine for today.. good thing I read this.. I was gonna get my nails did!

Oh wait. I'm not in a relationship so I should be cool.. lol..
 
Oct 8, 2004
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lol mines was crazy....

23 August - 22 September

Your horoscope for today:

Go to a party or a club and relax. You'll be amazed at the number of people who will try and con you into jamming your finger up their nostril and asking you to sing out loud at the same time.